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So Kim Kardashian continues to offer absolutely nothing of substance to the world as she sits around in a bathing suit taking in some sun like the useless whore that shit is. It’s like some of us slowly wait for death to save us by hiding behind our computers or going to our shitty jobs or occasionally by doing something life changing for sick kids or AIDS or some shit, and people like Kim Kardashian just live a life of vacation.

The good news is that bitch realizes that she’s a fat slob and decides to bust out the sarong or whatever the fuck those wraps chubby chicks use to cover their asses when they rock their bathing suits because they aren’t fat enough yet to justify swimming in a T-shirt. I know some of you like this whore and her ability to eat lots of food and stock that shit on her ass, so I am posting it, but I think the reality is that I just like outing “sex symbols” or at least bitches who think they are sex symbols for the sloppy bodies they are. I’ve known my fair share of fat chicks who like getting fucked on video because they have no shame and don’t want to admit they are fat and because they like the extra money it gives them to put into their eating habit and I guess Kim Kardashian is just like them.

In a few months, I predict her stomach catching up to her ass and tits and I’ll be posting pictures of her sitting on her couch eating a bag of chips watching Soap Operas or pictures of her struggling her way up a set of stairs. Obesity isn’t a disease, it’s just laziness and I hate all of you who try to argue with me that she’s not fat because I think shit’s pretty obvious or at least obvious enough to Kim Kardashian to cover her ice cream eating ass up. This is just a taste of what’s to come and Kim is probably excited about that, but then again she seems like she’s excited to taste pretty much everything that crosses paths with her and that’s the reason she’s got into this whole mess.

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She acts like she is the busiest girl around on her show. Sitting around doing nothing all day is not being busy.
DARXYDE 666

thank you so much, I agree. Since when does fat useless kid of crappy lawyer of infamous OJ fame=celebrity? WTF is our society coming to, when a fat retarded useless cunt like this gets famous, who really cares who she’s fucking, and why does it generate so much attention? why is that there’s actually a TV show to “keep up” with these land manatees, is it supposed to be a hard thing to keep up with them or something? Shouldn’t have been called “filling up with the Kardashians” as in what will she put in her mouth next?
Fecal_Peanut

You won’t get any arguments out of me, buddy. That chick is morbidly obese. I’ll never forget that time I watched her shitty sex tape with that monkey. I’m not calling him a monkey because he is black. I’m calling him one because he actually looks like one, and kisses like one. I nearly threw up my Taaka vodka when that dude’s long, slobbery tongue went everywhere but in her actual mouth. I couldn’t even begin to imagine what that bitch tastes like.
pol

why give her and her BFF paris the time? just ignore them……….they have nothing to offer but STD’s and fashion advice for parasites. Enuff fuckin already………..
http://www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken Phillip McCracken

Preach It Jesus.

WhoreRaat is a fucking useless talentless disgusting fake fat plastic swine.

girl makes my fucking dick shrivel. i was talking with a chick on the phone before i REALLY want to screw, and i saw these pictures of her fat ass and i cant get an erection now knowing that a female as fucking disgusting as her exists…..
Stranger

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
She’s lazy, and shitty, and spoiled, and covered in vaginal sores –
but she’s hot as FUCK.
Who Cares

A SERIOUSLY FUCKING PATHETIC want-a-be porn star.

I mean look at her talents:

Stages a “R’ Rated home porn movie with a ex-fuck buddy so she can PULL a Paris. What a claim to fame, so fucking lame.

She can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t act, she can’t do much of anything but try and act famous and for what? BEING SOMEONE WITH A FAT ASS.

YES, a fat ass that is all she has. I mean she looks so so in a tight dress, but take that off and she is nothing but a FUCKING FAT ASS.
P

You all must be white. Huh? Some of the bodies that most white men go for…pure yuck!!!!! She has a BANGIN’ body. Then again, most white guys out of their clothes are yuck too.
P

BTW, I’m watching swordfish right now. Halle BErry is thin with a very nice body. She didn’t get her shape from the white side…
N

so..i think you´re all just jealous!!
what the hell are you talking about?
where is kim kardashian fat??
she´s pretty and a sexy womand and that she has a sex video..
i don´t matter
it´s her case!
Anonymous

Lolomg.
You guys are so immature.
When did it become disgusting to have some weight?
come onnn,
she works out, some people just don’t find happiness in starving and making themselves puke up chunks.
I don’t think she’s lazy either.
She is an owner of two stores and she got handed her fathers company.
That’s a big responsability.
So what if she has a sex tape..
I mean TONS of people have sex tapes, your nextdoor neighbor could have one from like 20 years ago.
Hers just got over-publicized.
You guys need to chill.
Jill

First of all, speaking of laziness, who sits on the internet and talks shit about people who lead better lives then themselves? Kim Kardashian is absolutly gorgeous, she is what all young women should look up to. She’s a model and potrays a healthy body image. I bet 75% of women out there would love to possess a body like that, I know I would. She also doesn’t sit around all day. She’s helped alot of people out, including victims from Hurrican Katrina. Plus, your obviously a man.. HELLO? all women bring coverups on vacation. And, you don’t have to be on her about that sex tape. In this world today, WHO THE HELL DOESN’T HAVE A SEX TAPE OR RACY PHOTOS OUT? please tell me. You’re an asshole, plain and simple. How old are you? Who are you to judge people? You know what, go out there find a celeb that you do like and write a nice article about them instead of talking shit about people you don’t even know. Thanks
henk boorsma

What nonsense! She is beautiful and has a gorgeous natural body. I hate those gay people who always have to critisise other poeple beoause they aren’s annorexic!
DAve

man, that blurb about how kim is gonna get even fatter was hotter than all hell. Especially the part where u said she’s stoked to be getting fat!! Love the descriptions of how she’ll be posted on the net piggng out on the couch, cuz “she,7 just a fat ass”!!! Cant wait til her belly catches up w her tits n ass! Too sexy! Thanx!! Keep snacking, Kim!!