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Britney Spears in Her Backyard Getting Stalked of the Day

So the paparazzi are on my ass for publishing harassing emails they send me and for posting images they claim are theirs even though I find them on forums and shit. I’ve decided to start a war against them, I just haven’t really figured out how I am going to do it because I am poor and in Canada.

I guess what it comes down to is that I find it insane that people can make millions of dollars taking pictures of celebrities like this. Here is Britney Spears in her backyard and some motherfucker got the exclusive by either hiding in her bushes or on her neighbors roof and I know that If I ever did something like this, I’d be arrested.

I know when I take pictures of girls tanning in their backyards or at the park, I always feel like I am going to get caught, so I try to set the camera up to either be hidden or like I am a photography student trying to get a shot of the tree they are next to. Crawling in bushes and shit is just too risky for me and something I’d only do at night andI never actually put the shit online, let alone sell it to magazines and websites for insane prices.

I guess the point of this post is to say the paparazzi do illegal shit to get their pictures and profit from the shit so I think it’s hypocritical that me posting pictures I deem where illegally taken as being copyright protected. It’s like a drug dealer trying to sue someone for not paying for weed you sold them. Shit just can’t hold up in court.

This post isn’t funny, and that’s because I am depressed. Hold me.

Some Bonus That’s Not Really Bonus of Britney Made Up and Showing Some Tit to Go With Her Fat Chin….

  • http://prosebeforehos.com alec

    Fuck them and their bull shit. Once again you are being held captive by the people who run Hollywood (you know who they are). Just move you and your fat wife to Barbados and get your site hosted in Uzbekistan.

  • http://www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken Phillip McCracken

    dude u make a good point.

    why is it if i went out and took pictures of my neighboor’s 20 year old prancing around just doing shit in their backyard, and i get seen….they call teh cops i get arrested for Invasion of privacy…not to mention it being creepy

    but i can do the SAME THING if Britney Spears is my neighbor, and its NOT invasion of privacy….or creepy?

    weird how the world works eh?

  • Dr. Cruz

    Don’t be depressed. Hopefully you’re not Canadian, you just live there. In the meantime, I call that stupid foreigner Nicolas or whatever his name his because my friend’s name is Nicolas. He owes my friend money now.

    Mena Suvari. If you haven’t seen that stupid movie with the rose petals then you really don’t know who she is.

  • Billdozer

    I wish she was a serial killer and she snuck up behind me and put her dirty underwear over my head with the crotch part on my mouth and nose and tried to suffocate me in that manner

  • http://pmacs.htpics.com pmac

    Billdozer, uhh, time to seek therapy. Don’t walk, RUN!

  • ass

    Her hairline is very high, and I still think she bears an uncanny resemblance to Hunter S. Thompson

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