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I am going to admit that I don’t know anything about American politics, what I do know is that the American economy has gone to shit, that the Iraq war has killed a lot of people, has cost a lot of money and has been spun in a way to make it look like a warranted war, when in reality the story doesn’t really add up to me and reminds me of the time I caught my girlfriend at the time cheating on me. She’d always have these outrageous stories like Weapons of Mass destruction and I kinda just believed her before landing a serious case of the Clap, which is when the evidence was so clear to me that I had to dump her, despite how hot her tits were or how good she was at riding my dick.

I will say that I don’t think a woman or a black man will get elected because the country is filled with racists and traditional misogynists who would rather keep their women in the kitchen than running their country which is probably the same reason why women weren’t allowed to be fighter pilots because of their periods about 10 or 15 years ago.

What I do know is that Hilary Clinton is double fisting her drinks like a college girl about to get naked for Girls Gone Wild and if that’s not fuckin’ sexy then I don’t know what is. Maybe I am biased becaust the truth is that I can only land drunk chicks, so this is like the prelude to me getting laid, but at the same time I like how she’s not scared to down a fuckin’ shot of Whiskey.

I guess the whole election is a little more real than it has been in the past, you got bitches drinking, old republicans talking about going to strip clubs and cheating on their wives and I don’t know shit about Obamam but can assume he’s done his fair share of seedy shit, but that’s just because I have preconceived notions of black people loving to have a good time. It’s not my fault, I’m not racist. I blame hip hop.

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chris

if you admittedly dont know anything about American politics then shut the fuck up and publish porn…thats what you’re good at..dont talk shit about the country that saves your ass everytime you need help!
terry

Chris, that’s the best reply I have heard lately about America saving everyone’s asses! If it weren’t for the US, France would be speaking German.

So STFU Drunken Stepfather!!
AP

And if it weren’t for the French in 1776, our national anthem would be God Save the Queen instead of the Star Spangled Banner.

So YOU STFU, Terry!!!
stainboy

And if it wasn’t for the British, there’d be no USA at all. Just happy unslaughtered Native Americans.
Poot Rootbeer

Hey, Terry! You know how there are websites that host nothing but thousands of pictures of people getting “pwnt?”

You’re why they’re there.
Tick

wow, you really made yourself look like an ass.

“I am going to admit that I don’t know anything about American politics”… then you go on to put in your ignorant, ill-informed, CNN sheep, opinion.

I still have love for your site though. Just don’t let politics mix with celeb gossip and titties.

p.s. how far back are we going to go in history just to prove how “awful” the USA is…….c’mon people get with the current times.

p.p.s. in a Sadaam ruled Iraq, you would be dead by now
katie

Chris, you do realize that Drunken Stepfather is American, don’t you?
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

You’re all a bunch of fucking morons who like to easily cloak yourselves around the Old Glory dispensing bullshit straight out from your asses.

Just another example of how stupid many Americans are. Please tell me in all the annuals of N. American history, did the United States have ever once saved Canada from anything. Huh? Well you assholes?!

The answer is NEVER!

Those British/Canadians royally kicked our ass in the War of 1812 when much larger American forces tried to siege Montreal and with it’s success, all of lower Quebec.

More likely Canada saved the US by bootlegging spirits across the border during Prohibition and sending it’s own troops during both World Wars first. Without seeing first hand of how much of a cluster fuck both British and French military commanders were in conducting their failed and obsolete strategies, the U.S. would never have been prepared or be as successful when we finally entered those wars.

You poorly educated Yanks make me sick and this coming from ME to which I call myself a true patriotic American!

Go back and get fucking re-educated you pwnd shit stains.
http://siggasnation.com SiggasNation

And it weren’t for the fucking Native Americans (indians), the USA would still be happily full of grazing mastodons and giant ground sloths!
http://blackmonitor.wordpress.com/ Bank Mon

Yeah, no black president, you got that right negro.
Erin

i like this post because it reminds me that you’re actually human, DS.
unnamed

It’s so funny. I often watch some funny videos and photos on m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m. It said that there are some hot star such as Britney’s photoes and videos there.
Nic

you people need to relax, seriously. do you not understand what satire or is? i know some of you get it, but the ones with their American flag panties in a bunch need to get a grip. you are the reason people mock us for our stupidity. thanks for proving the stereotype, terds.
ye be douchery

HAHA….Dude, this is the most comments I think I have ever seen on one of your posts! Maybe you should switch to being a political/sex blog! LOL!!
Tangerinespeedo

annals, not annuals dumbfuck
http://www.blowupyour.tv blowupyourtv

I just dont want anyone to be confused. Hillary is not the coolest presidential candidate of any day, ever.
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

Is that all you have to say Tangerine bitch? Wow one tiny miscue and I get the ire from an idiot.

If you’re going to be the grammar police on the beat and throw shit, then why not get it right using correct capitalization and punctuation.

Take your sorry ass four worded comment home and cry to momma.
MissConfused

Jebus you guys need to chill out…this is a celebrity gossip website for those of you that called Jesus ignorant well look where is it that you are…this isn’t the mensa convention or wikipedia

Learn how to accept everybody’s opinion and i do think that Hillary rocks and so does Obama is kinda cool that we finally have a different choice this time….for those of who critize my fucking country you all can go suck a big ass hairy nut