Here are some pictures of Pink in a bikini and I am tired of saying she’s a man, or she’s done a good job tucking her dick into her bikini or that it’s really funny whenever guys dress up in their girlfriends bikini while drunk on the resort or some shit…..

The truth is that Pink is not a man, she’s just ugly, and the only thing she’s got in common with a man is the fact that she likes licking pussy. She’s got pretty much no sex appeal whatsoever but I am sure she’s quite the hit in the lesbian bars because she’s obviously a fuckin’ bull dyke.

She can’t trick me with her lesbian lover who looks a lot like a dude, the pregnant man who was on Oprah ruined it for all the transgendered people out there, and we are onto you motherfucker. I was at a bar this weekend and some hipster weirdness in a pair of sparkley leggings and a maternity shirt was in the bathroom next to me. I called him out on being the pregnant dude from Oprah and he didn’t laugh he just looked at me in a way that screamed no matter how long they fight for their rights to be themselves, there’s still going to be a drunk Mexican dude to shit on them and the fruity way we dress.

That fact that she’s trying to look dainty and girlie in a bikini to prove that she’s the girl in the relationship doesn’t help their case. We’ve all heard her sing and normally when girls sing well it turns me on, because all I think about is that girl singing angelically in the bedroom and whenever I see a girl rockin’ a mic, all I think about is how it would be so fun to shove it up her ass while she’s sucking me off, but then again I always think about shoving things in girls’ asses when they’re sucking me off, it’s kind of a problem.

Unfortunately, when I look at Pink, the only thing I think about is clenching my ass so she doesn’t shove weird things into me and when she busts out in song with all her raspy feminist angst anthems, the only time I am willing to bring that into the bedroom is if I am trying to convince a hot lesbian that I used to be a chick and that this thing in my pants is just an over-sized clit, which is usually a pretty easy fucking sell because penises don’t come this small and because straight guys don’t listen to Pink. You should try it out.

The paparazzi are cocksuckers and are trying to take me down just as hard as they took these pictures of Pink that I had to take down because they are assholes but you can find them HERE

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