Michael Caine hanging out with some slut who isn’t his wife is pretty awesome, but not as awesome as menopause. Nothing turns a woman into a squared out dump truck quite like hormonal changes in her body. Aging is a glorious thing, where skin loses it’s elasticity and falls off your bones and your ass becomes a sack of fucking shit and not just a tool used to fill a bag with shit. I have no idea who this chubby, dumpy girl is, but seeing her gives me a total fuckin’ boner, but that’s just because I can tell she’s easy and would appreciate any attention she gets because that is all part of the beauty of fleeting beauty.

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