Jodie Marsh is some UK slag who has stupid big tits. I am about as attracted to her as I am to a plastic bag full of broken glass, which isn’t saying much because I am into abusing my penis when it doesn’t pull through for me just to make sure it still feels pain.

I hate trashy sluts who dress half naked, who have fake hair, tits and a bad make-up and try to trick us into thinking they are down to fuck, but the second you get them home they don’t put out because they are already spent from all the male attention they got that night and they just want to unwind from all that in front of an old movie with a glass of wine.

Things are never what they seem. The girls who look like pornstars or strippers are usually the ones who only do it to get ahead and don’t actually like giving head because it’s too much work and work isn’t something they do and part of the reason they are dressing the way they do. They could dress normal and get no attention because they are not hot, but that doesn’t pay the bills or they can make themselves look like a whore and distract men from their ugliness and get money and easy jobs like posing topless thrown their way.

Getting naked or being a slut is pretty much the easiest thing a girl can do to make money, guys are always dumb enough to feed into that shit but the thing about these sluts is that they never actually give up their pussy because they are lazy and that requires actual work, something they hate and the whole reason they use their body to get ahead.

My prediction is that bitch is the worst fuck out there and if you’re lookin’ for a good time, go for the girl who thinks she has no sex appeal, not one who bases her life on her sex appeal, because the one who doesn’t will overcompensate and show you a good time and that’s really all we’re interested in. Only virgins who aren’t getting pussy and married men who hate their pussy care about jerking off to Glamor Models, the rest of us just want a girl who likes suckin’ dick.

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