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Party sluts are the new porn sluts because they dress the same and fuck in exchange for free booze instead of money and they don’t usually do it on camera unless the dude who is feeding the party slut booze is smart enough, which he usually isn’t because being the dude who feeds girls booze out of his overpriced bottle, is usually a prime example of how retarded he is……

It’s like every club’s got half naked girls bottle whoring themselves onto cunt’s in Ed Hardy T-shirts who have bottle’s of Goose, despite mixing that shit down with cranberry juice because they don’t like the burn of alcohol and could be mixing rubbing alcohol in the shit because it’s a lot cheaper, but that doesn’t have the same effect on people or impress girls as much as a 300 dollar bottle to go with their 100 dollar t-shirt that probably cost 2 dollars to make in some third world country, and a pair of 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look appealing to sluts who just want to get a free drink because they want to save their slut money to buy themselves something special like a new bra or sheer panties to flash at unsuspecting assholes who are trying to look like they are ballin’ when in reality work a normal 9-5 and are just what you call a 9-5 Millionaire, or someone with no money, just a line of credit because he’s held his job at the call center long enough to be considered a low risk.

It’s all overcompensation bullshit but not as overcompensating as Jodie Marsh’s retarded tits.

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Anonymous

JEEZUSSSS That looks UNCOMFORTABLE.
Anonymous

And Why is it purportedly COOL to wear one’s ASS on their CHEST?!?!?!?
underpassdweller

She should’ve spent the money fixing her nose. She looks like Bob fuckin’ Hope.
baby

She is so sexy wit hbig breasts!!!!!!!!! I like it. Now she is a hot member of a dating site called ” m e e t i n g w e a l t h y . c o m”. She posted many sexy photos there. It is said she is dating firends there.
Fossyboots

who is the fucking idiot who writes this shit? what the fuck, i can’t even read it because it’s one long, boring run-on sentence. what a dumb shit.
Jerry

Nice smile, I like my women on the trashy side.
The Driller Squad

I hate these drillers. Rather than do porn, or hoor, they party. You can drill the hoors if you buy them booze etc. It’s the equivalent of taking money. It’s just a new type of hoor.
http://adulescent.blogspot.com anti

oh my. as much as i detest jodie marsh, the person who wrote this illiterate rant really needs to go back to remedial school and learn some proper grammar and punctuation. never have i seen such abuse of apostrophes or for that matter, a 200 word sentence.

yeesh.
bill

so, mid-wank, you stop to critique grammar? Or is this where you do your casual reading when you have time off from your graduate studies?
http://adulescent.blogspot.com anti

bill – if i were a man, i’d consider jodie marsh a waste of spunk. as a woman, i just consider her a waste of space.

as for casual reading, it’s a slow day at work.
http://none johnem

didnt Hemingway write a whole book like this once without commas colons or any kind of punctuation marks where the sentences just droned on and on in a ranting sort that is actually a demonstrative way of providing some counterpoint to normal boring grammatically correct compostion where you want to get the point across to seemingly educated readers or others who really do understand what it is all about if you read it with teh same fervour as the writer intended and I may be wrong but I also suspect that Jodie Marsh completely understands this too in her own errant and some would venture to say misguided way and while she is not in the Anderson or Hilton league she still does give the English tabloids and gossip columnists something to fill the pages even if in a punny way and allows people like us to waste a bit of time at work but the point of the illiterati was not Jodie Marsh but her excrescent partners
Are you sure you are not a man Anti ??? oops
ps it was my first time here and I dont think I will be returning as the object was the moribund fascination of looking at celebrities enjoying themselves so I trust you will enjoy simmering in silence whilst tryiong to have a nice day
anti

I find your comparison of Hemingway with the author behind the piece ludicrous. I will not continue to defend the standard use of punctuation, grammar and all round literacy to someone you who considers this an apt assimilation. Whilst no one actually comes to Drunkenstepfather to READ, it would be nice to see the most basic of efforts made. At the risk of sounding like a middle aged pedant, is it any wonder that people question why literary skills continue to deteriorate?

Oh and for your information – yes, I am most definitely a woman, no penis to lead here.

Now, I’m done.