A lot of people seem to love Alicia Keys. I always thought it was the girl can sing and that was the extent of it but it turns out that guys actually want to fuck her. Here she is wearing one of the tightest dresses I’ve ever seen her in and her tits look like man breasts, the kind of breasts you find on small breasted fat chick, which is a disorder I’ve never fully grasped because how can you be fat everywhere but your tits because tits are what fat chicks are good for, even if they are disgusting. I am not saying the Alicia Keys is fat though, she thick but has nothing on the fat chicks I’ve got with in my time except for maybe the fact that I don’t find her hot but would still fuck her because i like sex.

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