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So we have all agreed that Kim Kardashian is a fat lazy bitch who just happens to have a flat stomach making the average person think she’s not a fat lazy bitch but something vuluptuous and desireable, which is almost understandable having been to Plattsburgh, New York for some discount shopping with my wife a while ago and realizing that her fat ass felt at home there because she was thinner than the bitches we ran into at Taco Bell. Unfortunately, my bed doesn’t feel the same way after years of suffering under her obesity.

Either way, being the whore that Kim Kardashian is she decided to get Cellulite Laser treatment on her fat lazy ass because Paris Hilton made fun of her and made her realize that she’s a fuckin’ pig while everyone else was stroking her ego. It always takes a catty jealous bitch to put a girl who thinks she’s better than she actually is in line. The laser treatment was a pretty good fuckin’ solution for her because she didn’t have to get off her fat lazy ass or stop shoveling her fat lazy hand that is clearly not too fat or too lazy to reach her fat lazy mouth. Now she’s out pimping this shit because they are either paying her or giving her free treatments and that’s just the kind of tradeoff whores like. I wouldn’t expect much more from this cunt because we are talking about a girl who made 5,000,000 dollars and launced a fat lazy career off a fuckin’ sex tape here.

To Read Her Post on Her Cellulite and See Her Erotic Calendar for Her Boyfriend Cuz She’s a Slut
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thatbitch

fat lazy bitch. Hey, that’s fat lazy RICH bitch to you…..
nick

uh link goes to a rap song
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD

This dumb whore loves getting tit-fucked, so, you know, what can you say about that…?
Whatev

Ha! I used to go to school at SUNY Plattsburgh.
The pickings there are pretty slim! And by slim I mean fat and ugly.
WhiteHouseThug@hodown.com

She’s doin’ the Jackie-O
Here komes Camelto

Barack’s bitch is HOTT
Shari Cayer

I’m a bigger whore than she is.
http://www.vectormotors.com gerard Vandenberg

Now we’re talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adrienne

Yeah, seriously, what the hell were you doing in Plattsburgh? That’s just bad news man, bad news.
Erin

i’d like to point out that she is in no way fat. i highly doubt anyone commenting has a wife/girlfriend/SO that hot or is indeed that smokin’ themselves.
WhiteHouseThug@hodown.com

Po po Shelly Obama gonna move in with Oprah after the D.
Fecal_Peanut

Her sex tape with that monkey was disgusting. He was licking her fat face with that slimy wet tongue of his. He got it everywhere except her mouth.
Abstract

Shari Cayer: Please leave the devils from this site and holla at me.
blakjack2000@yahoo.com

Peace.
bobthebuilder

Anyone who says she’s fat is gay. Or just has a small peter.
Filip

you know that you will tap that hot “fat lazy bitch”
FabulousMari

Umm, Kim K is a fat ass, self inflated ego hobag. I’m a hot chick and I still think she looks like ricotta cheese with a side of fake lashes.

Also to Fecal_Peanut : Your monkey comment was fucking dispicable. I hate racist moronic trash like you and presume that you live in some small middle America town that consists of only you and your inbred trailer family. If I were to ever see you or hear you speak that racist FUCKING SHIT I will fucking slice your tongue out of your mouth and pour battery acid inside and feed you your own fucking tiny penis, all while keeping you alive. Racist fucking scum. Why don’t you try going back and finishing 1st grade and learn how to read some damn history and learn some culture. I hope you and all those who are like you die a miserable slow death soon.
MariIsn’tFabulousAtAll

my tongue would run away from your nigger loving ass. chances are, if you say you’re a “hot chick”, you aren’t. big piece of monkey shit is more like it.

P.S. i had my mom and my sister. bro is next! dad needs a good talking to
weener

Whoa you guys are waaaay out of line taking like that. Talk like that could really get you hurt out in the real world. I’m sure that you will not grow to adulthood with a mouth like that. RIP Because I can tell you Black Boys learn how to run really young, and if you think you can out run a black boy your dead honey. Duh you don’t watch COPS. Baby they can run, and they never remember what they did wrong….even when they have a smoking gun in their hands. Yep your dead.
Not a Hater

She is freakin sexy…..every one hates on her because they wish there girl or themselves looked like her….ok she is that smart but would u be if u were rich and looked sexy???? please dont hate on her especially if u were to see her in real life and wanna get her autograph.
larry toast

Nigger loving trash
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doctors are still not convinced about the effectiveness of cellulite treatment creams. They blame hormones and anatomy for causing cellulite.
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La radiofr�quence multipolaire est indolore et reste efficace contre le rel�chement cutan� et la cellulite superficielle
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Think of the amount of toilet paper used by her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYBUWbZ9_o Ronda Dehombre

Cellulite is not attractive, but you may have to say that it looks far better tanned That’s what I keep on telling myself!
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