So I decided to go on a whore run last night, not because I can afford a whore but because I like watching people at work to remind me of what the concept means. The problem was that I don’t have a car so I was forced to do it on foot and it was raining. The only friend I made was some french squeegee kid who reminded me of something right out of a horror movie but he taught me how to smoke rock, squeegee cars and walk his talk at the same time and it’s that level of multitasking I just can’t find in myself. It’s like the time I found out my friend jerked off everytime he took a shit because it was the only private time he could find in his house and I was both disgusted and amazed by his level of productivity. Because when I shit I am just trying to deal with the pain that comes from bad diet, hard living and hemorroids and when I used to jerk off I used to just deal with trying not to wake my stepdaughters up.

Either way, here’s some shit going on in the forum….

———Music———

Earth Wind and Fire – Box Set
GO

The Warriors OST
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Bubba Sparxxx – The Charm
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And you will know us by the Trail of the dead
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Foals – Antidotes
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Pearl Jam – Three Fish – The Quiet Table
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Miles Davis – Ascenseur Pour L’Echafaud
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Miles Davis Box Set
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Chris Whitley – Living with the Law
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Rollins Band – End of Silence
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The Black Keys – The Moan
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Tears For Fears – The Hurting
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The Beach Boys – Summer Days
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Duran Duran – Notorious
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Christina Aguilera – Just Be Free
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Michael Lee Firkins – Cactus Cruz
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Andy Taylor – Thunder
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Jazzmatazz Vol.4
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———Celebs———

Kelley Osbourne’s Big Tits
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Katherine Heigl – Photoshoot
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Tara Reid Cleavage Pics
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Lindsay Lohan in Her Panties
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———Comedy Albums———

Mitch Hedburg – Strategic Grill Locations
GO

Mike Birbiglia – Two Drink Mike
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———Porn———

Random Nudes
GO

Fervor Feels Herself
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Bad Tattoo, Nice Facial
GO

Hips and Thongs
GO

Scarlett Pain
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That is an ASS!
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Nella minus the fist in puss
GO

———Pics———

Monica Lewinsky’s Boyfriend
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———random joke———

How to Stop A Rape
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———Sex Talk———

When Did you First Start Watching Porn?
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