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Tori Spelling’s Got Some Hot Mom Tits of the Day

One of the stranger things that I remember from TV in the nineties was trying to make sense of Tori Spelling’s breast dent after her dad bought her a set of tits on 90210. I think it had to do with her being pigeon chested like this dude I know who was born pre-mature to a drug and alcohol addicted mother and grew up to have the weirdest shaped borderline crippled body that lead to him wearing numerous braces and harnesses so that he wouldn’t fall apart when he banged his wife. She told me it was like fucking a cyborg…a very frail asthmatic cyborg.

One of the stranger things that I remember since the nineties is that some meal ticket motherfucker actually got it on with Tori Spelling to the point of knockin’ her up twice. That’s about the level of knocking up, where using the “I was drunk” excuse doesn’t fly.

I’d still bang her and her saturated womb, but that’s cuz she’ll always be the virgin on 90210 for me and I kinda have a crush on virgins. The truth is that I don’t actually like virgins because they are either too young or too socially awkward but I pretend I do for the sake of posts, that’s just how versatile I am.

  • Googolygoo

    Nasty, dented milk-on-implant tits. That and her hideous nosejob make me question her paternity and access to Daddy’s millions pre-demise.

  • http://baidu.com TREE

    She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at dating site —”W e a l t h y l o v I n g .c o m ” —- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

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  • Lenny

    It would nice to just see her pussy for a change and I hope she doesn’t shave.

  • phlegmbpy

    No way are those hot mom tits. They are milk bloated, talentless hag plastytits

    And as for Lennys comment, she probably has had implants in her twat as well, killing the hair

  • mr-plow

    NOT!!

  • Kandykane

    Nah there’s nuttin hot bout those encapsulated veiny mounds. Just ick. With some vomit thrown in.

  • Captain Busy

    I’m sitting here recovering from injuries sustained while fighting a wildland fire as a full time professional fire captain. Had surgery about a week ago and now have some time to mend, which means I’m basically stuck at home with a television to help make time go by faster…

    So one of the things I get hooked into is the Tori & Dean Oxygen network show. I never watched 90210, nor followed any Hollywood gossip about the show or Tori. What I did instead was make my own decision and opinions based on the comments, actions, and things that Tori and Dean dealt with in the episodes that I watched.

    I think all of you writing these negative hateful comments should take a good hard look at yourselves in the mirror. What I see is a wonderful couple with two young children, trying to get through being married as well as being good caring parents. I don’t see any of that in your blogging. You talk trash about how she looks or other absolute nonsense that is meant to only be hurtful.

    Keep mental track of all of the effort you have put into writing nasty comments and think instead of doing something positive that will help people, the environment, animals anything that is not destructive behavior.

    You have to believe in karma. What comes around goes around. For those folks out there that agree that if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say it and other rules of common decency that you are suppose to learn as a child.

    So understand clearly my tone here… you are behaving like children and need to grow up and respect others, just like you would like to be respected. To not do so means that you get to look into the mirror and know that you have been a bad person. You have no right to snivel when someone cuts you off or is rude to you because what comes around goes around.

    Leave Tori, Dean and their family alone. Perhaps you might consider sending copies of what you write to others to your mom and dad, maybe your kids. I don’t think that you or anyone with a conscience would even consider sharing trash talk that’s written in this blog site to people you love and care about.

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