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Seeing Lily Allen running around in France topless reminds me of the time this chick I knew who had a double mastectomy applied for a job as a stripper at the strip club, only she was doing it out of some post breast cancer political statement and was hard on cash and figured she could sue them for not hiring her as some discrimination against her amputated tits, and not because there are perverts out there who get off to all kinds of things. I was supportive but I was pretty sure she’d land the job since she had a slammin’ fuckin’ body and thought people would pay to fondle her amputated tits just to get closer to that ass.

The reason Lily Allen reminds me of that girl, is because she doesn’t really have tits, despite being a fat troll of a slut, but I guess that happens all the time. At least this pictures bring hope that Lily Allen is plunging to her death in hopes of meeting up with her miscarriage baby in heaven because she’s been having a hard time living without it in her stomach. The guilt of smoking and drinking while pregnant is just too much for her to keep on living….

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Camlawnman

Wasnt for her screwed up hair these would be the greatest pics ever of lily allen.
Sprocket

She looks like one of those pig guards from Return of the Jedi.
striker

why does she have blonde hair? i like dark hair lily allen better. i guess id like her on top of my cock too.
uncle joe mccarthy

kudos to lilly for not falling in line with all the bullshit that the only hot women are anorexic

but ya…go back to the dark hair lilly
Who Cares

Lily Allen, doesn’t she have any pride? I mean to walk around so fat with a belly like that and to look so foolish. Fame really goes right to your head.
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Big Girl, who cares.
prezident Hillary Clinton

Lilly Allen is one of those few ugly bitches that I would fuck silly. I don’t really know why.
Antoinette

This is the meanest column I have come across. I hate it and the bitter eunuch who writes it. I hope he never has sex again.
Antoinette

Sand? In my vagina? It’s more likely than you think.
r32

She’s still the same cute Lily Allen I always knew. Bone thin and anorexic is not hot. Good on her for doing whatever the hell she pleases.
Pete

Online gossip is typically cruel, but that shit about her baby is unforgivable.
Killemall

I thought pregnancy was supposed to bring a visit from the titty fairy. Apparently not in this case.
Bugsy

Some people are just fucked up. Ok she’s not super skinny, but she’s hardly obese. I don’t see one role of flab. In one of the pics you can see some definition. I think it’s because of the shape of her body some people think she is larger than what she actually is.

I do agree though she looks much better with dark hair. She doesn’t look anywhere as nice as she normally does.
xD

fat heffer, her giant ass will crush your balls
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Looks verry nice, I think I got some more nice picture’s
http://skinnywomensjeans.com/womensjackets-1036682-sr-32-Womens_Jackets.html Joshua Callander

How-do-you-do just wanted to get a second to state I like your Function ?.
http://www.electrotechlab.com Sean Perry

party hats are so cute that i have a collection of them*:;

Lily Allen Topless in France of the Day