Lily Allen didn’t end up killing herself yesterday to find her miscarriage in heaven, but she did decide to cover up her dirty fat chick tits. I can only assume that the biggest disappointment for her in losing the baby was that she was never going to get her big pregnant tits to balance out that ass of hers. I guess she could always go out and get implants but there’s no real challenge in goin’ under the knife, all it takes is money and based on today’s world useless bitches everywhere seem to have no problem having more money than me. That’s not really saying much considering the dude who collects cans from the trash all day has more money than me, but he does work a lot harder than I do.

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