Christina Aguilera seems to be repetitive in her dressing like a neurotic old Jewish man who owns 14 pairs of the same shoes, 10 pairs of the same jeans and 4 pairs of the same glasses because he knows what he likes. She was seen yesterday wearing the same fuckin’ dress, with the same fuckin’ tits just in a different color yesterday. I blame her husband.

The beauty of Christina Aguilera’s tits is that she got them because of insecurities. She was always less popular than Britney and she probably spent nights up in bed trying to figure out why and all she could come up with is that guys like Genie’s in a Bottle better when they are stacked. Now she probably thinks she made all of our dreams come true, while lookin’ like Pam Anderson or a porn slut that was considered hot back in the 90s than the little 16 year old hispanic girl with a voice we all wanted to fuck, when all she really had to do was release her birthing video, but that’s just because I get off to girls giving birth, since birth is the product of sex and reminds me of the success I feel after taking a huge shit after eating at a buffet.

BONUS – Christina Aguilera and her Weak Chin Showin Some Big Tits in an Animal Print Bra

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