I almost got in a fight last night because I was drunk and it seems the more drunk I get the more aggressive I get with assholes and it seems the more aggressive you get with assholes the more they leave you alone. This fat dude with a Palestinian scarf was out on the patio and too lazy to go downstairs to take a piss so dude pissed in a beer bottle. Now I am all for pissing in public when you have to piss because despite being more advanced than dogs, we still have the same bodily functions and shouldn’t get in trouble for doing what we got to do. That’s why I always shit in places I am not supposed to in hopes of not getting caught but in efforts to make a fuckin’ statement. Either way, I told the dude to keep his pissed filled bottle as far the fuck away from me or I would throw him off the patio because drinking dudes piss accidently while thinking it’s a refreshing beer would piss me off, despite being Karma for the time I got busted emptying out a party’s beer supply and replacing them with piss filled empties so no one would notice until I was long gone and they drank the piss. I am sure that 10 years after the fact, motherfucker is still lookin’ for me, remembers exactly what I look like and totally ready to kill me.

Either way, it’s a long weekend and your chance to make a statement online because apparently people are hanging out on the stepFORUM. This is some of the best stuff from today.

———Music———

Pre-Release Futureheads – This Is Not the World
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Lyrics Born – Everywhere at Once
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Interpol – The Heinrich Maneuver
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Fun Lovin Criminals
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Matmos – Supreme Balloon
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Gomma – Dancing Galactic
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The Used – Berth
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No Age – Nouns
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Pantera – The Great Southern Trendkill
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Whale Rider OST
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Album
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———Celebs———

Lohan Shopping in Beverly Hills
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Angelina’s Pregnancy Tits
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Rachel Nichols incredibly hot in a shoot for Maxim
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Angelina Comparing Guts With Jack Black
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Paris Hilton Peddling Her Perfume
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Gemma Atkinson’s Ginormous Rack
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Christina Ricci (AKA Bobble Head) and Her Puppy
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Avril Lavigne Out in Hollywood
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Bar Rafaeli Lingerie Shoot
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Victoria Beckham Leaving Some Restaurant Because she is Bulimic
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Daisy Fuentes is still around apparently
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Nell McAndrew Front Magazine
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———Sleaziness———

Random Cutie
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Met Art
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Another Met Art Hottie
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Young and Top Heavy
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———E-books———

Things You Should Know – 1000 Questions for Couples
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Resume Guide for $100,000+ Executive Jobs
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Semi-Pro
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Madagascar
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Cleaner
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Seinfeld Season 4
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Awake
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———Sex Talk———

Things You Wont Do Sexually?
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———video———

Werewolf Pussy
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Hot Pool CHicks
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———Pics———

maxim’s Top 100 Hot Chicks that You’ll Nver Have
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Scene Chicks
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Aliens Baby
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This Chick LOVES the Beach
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———Software———

iPod Copy
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BenVista PhotoZoom Pro
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Resmume Maker Pro
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AAA Logo 2008
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TONS of Fonts because you imagine yourself as a Graphic Designer
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