It turns out that despite having her nipple taken off and put back on so many fuckin’ times, Jordan still manages to have her nipples. I was expecting some Barbie Doll tits because I just assumed those were the battle wounds from doing that to your tits so many times. You’d think those things were like a set of tires on your car that the more you drive on them, the more rundown they get, until you have to tattoo a nipple on like a cancer patient, but lookin’ at these pics of Jordan with her normal sized tits from December, her scars are a lot better than the sluts I know with who have fake tits. I guess Jordan’s got a better surgeon than they do which makes sense because when your tits are your job, you are probably better off biting the bullet and investing a little more money into them tits because I hear it’s hard to get topless work when your shits look more like an autopsy. Here is Jordan in Cannes gettin some sun. And this is my worst post of all time. I blame drinking…

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