When I see Britney Spears in Costa Rica, I think about how much the salt water must burn her pussy, but that burn probably goes away after the infection caused by leaving a tampon in for 3 months because she forgot it inside her clears up, leaving her vibrant and fresh smelling for a change and by vibrant and fresh smelling I mean fat but not too fat.

I am convinced that in 6 months from now, Britney is going to be fit and as hot as she used to be but a little more fun to fuck than she used to be because crazy girls are wild in bed and 18 year old popstars are too shy and insecure to show you a good time, making it feel like you are raping her everytime you fuck her, which is something she needs to go through to get to the point of crazy that makes her good in bed,

So don’t believe everything you read, those rumors that rape ruin people is just bad publicity for rape, because every girl I know who has unwillingly had sex with a man because she was drunk or asleep needed that to teach her what guys really want. Don’t get me wrong, I am not talking about the kind of rape that leaves a girl passed out in a ditch or parking garage battered with a pair of bloody panties and turns her into a lesbian, I am talking about the good kind of rape that is more of an educational experience that happens on dates across america on a regular basis.

Either way, here’s Britney in Costa Rica, I wonder if she’s had a chance to play with the monkeys, you know dressing them up and pretending they are her babies that the law wrongfully took her away and left her broken down and a disaster that I want to bang, but I have no standards.

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