DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times… » Blog Archive » Mariah Carey Throwin’ A Pitch in Japan of the Day

Mariah Carey is in Japan because that’s the only country that is crazy enough to care about her and they got her to throw some pitch at some baseball game. She was classy enough to show up in her Mariah track jacket and workout shorts while wearing her high heels because they are the only thing that makes her fat legs look thin. I guess the joke that is Mariah Care continues but on an international scale and I guess it doesn’t matter because I wouldn’t mind her and her weak chin throwing anything down for me, preferably my pants, because I have a useless set of balls I wouldn’t mind her singing to.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 at 3:29 pm and is filed under Mariah Carey, Pitching, Shorts. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Billdozer

She should have straddled a louisville slugger and slid it up her cunt until just the handle was sticking out and then walked off the field in the midst of ear shattering applause
Sam

What a ^%$&$%$ woman！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine SEEKING GOSSIP reported her joined the beautiful women for wealthy men personals site “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。
http://myspace.com/queendoc QueenDoc

I don’t see a fat leg anywhere….
BOBPIE

I STILL WANT TO SEE THE RACK BUT COVER UP THE BACK OF THE LEG COTTAGE CHEESE!
http://mp3main.com Gellard

IMHO Mariah is not fat and if you want to see a fat womans look at yourself.
http://www.buybaseballequipments.com Youth Baseball Bats

Did you know, that n amateur baseball, both wooden and metal alloy bats are generally permitted. Recently there have been increasing numbers of “wooden bat leagues” and the trend back to wood seems to be accelerating due to safety concerns regarding the speed of a batted ball hit directly toward the pitcher’s head.