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I don’t understand why people actually give a fuck that Angelina and Brad Pitt had their stupid twins because I know that I don’t. The second bitch got knocked up the first time, all I saw was some annoying activist with a gaping vagina and that’s only hot when I am drunk and lonely.

I actually have a new hatred for mothers because they think they are so fucking important because they’ve decided to breed and devote their lives to their little spawns. I was at my coffee shop and found out about some local promotion where mothers get 10 percent off their purchases just for being mothers. When I asked why lonely, drunk, possible deadbeat dads and obvious creeps don’t get a discount, the dude just blew me off. That’s some serious discrimination because if spreading your legs and locking some poor asshole in for life so that you don’t have to work full time anymore in exchange for giving up anything that was remotely attractive about your body warrants a discount, so should poverty, irresponsibilty, obesity and alcoholism. Fuck you MommyDiscount and the way you dangle cheaper coffee in my face that I can’t get because I have a cock…a small cock…but still a cock.

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Shitkicker/Halfbricker

Hey! New-Hire!-You need to study at the master’s feet a lot longer,this is a piss-poor emulation of the Drunken One’s drunken/hung-over amusing,incisive observations/commentary.It’s a simple recipe:1 part funny,1 part rambling,1 part lewdness,1 part depravement…something like that.
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She looks so pretty and large sexy. She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
vicky

Very true. Women have too much right. Yes, I am a chick but these god damn feminists take everything away from men. Fucking women ruin everything. I hate kids. Why the fuck would they give discounts to moms? Adding more fucktards to there world, more pollution and more bull shit. I agree, keep your god damn legs shut and give everyone a fucking discount.
uncle joe mccarthy

my question is…is angelina gonna go on the road with a donkey show, now that her body was ruined by the pregnancy?
annahilton

it didnt feel that small when you were cumming in my ass last night
matt

Is that horse licking her nip or what
sara

you know, i am a mother and i totally agree with you. the moms out there who think they’re supreme queens because they gave birth are fuckin annoying. and i know a lot of those hos.
Michelin

Brad Pitt and Angelina should not breed. They have already adopted too many African pets.
Candi Apples

Open wide Angelina,Daddy Brad likes it when you deep throat…

Luv the pic of her with her mouth open,like she is ready to suck
the horse’s dick.lol
Vinandi

@ Michlein

You are an unfunny idiot!! only one of their kids is African, the rest are East Asian!!!

A discount just for mums, in any shop that is not baby related is just plain wrong!!!
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shes such a skanky piece of ass
JBaby

I think you hate black people because you stood next to a black man and noticed the whopping difference between your tiny little nob and his massive black cock…white women love them by the way! They just cant get enough. F n idiot
http://Entertainmentnews Seattle Star

i totaly agree, not with the bradgalina thinc uz i love them, but with the mother one, im a girl to and everytime i here about some hag bieng all gogo lovey about having a baby just drives me crazy, who gives a fuck about your little mistake, all its doing for you is hacking up ur body and replacing ur self-estem with pitiful housewife homeleness, which gives ur hubbys more reason to cheat on you , just cuz we have the ability to harbor lives doesnt make us one step toawrds bieng a friggen godess, mother hood makes me sick and mad, i might never want to be a mom, i even read on a website on guys points of views toward thier wives that they treat themselves more to thier minni-mes then them, they dont dress sexy anymore becuase thier babyfats goten so bad they look a mess in it, and they keep pressing them to let them quit their jobs, most havent eve finished college i swear they are throwing thier lives away, and please dont make ur hubbys suffer and not have sex anymore cuz u want to tend to ur little a*******, it just leads to divorce..thats all i have to say.
http://Entertainmentnews Seattle Star

plus whoever made that shit quote that pregnante women are beauitiful, u myst have been in the dessert for a few hours, drunk, and tripped out on something cuz im looking at my nextdoor neighbor right now and im about to hurl :3
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