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Mel B proves that you don’t have to have much of a face to get high paying jobs promoting lingerie which makes total sense because bras are for tits and only look good on faces when they are covering the ugly bitch you and you don’t want to make it too obvious or turn her off by using a pillow to cover her face so that you can keep your erection and finish what you started.

Her tits are retardedly big and have probably paid for themselves a bunch of times over proving that implants can be good investments especially when your beauty is fleeting and you need a distraction that allows dudes to still masturbate to you

It’s girls like Mel B that make me wish the monkeys of the jungle were stacked like this because it would make jerking off to Animal Planet a hell of a less challenging.

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Candi Apples

I’m surprised that Mel B is the spokeswoman for
a lingerie company.

Not only is she ugly,but she’s old!

No longer a spice girl,but a spice woman…

Another thing,I’m convinced her second hubby is gay,
just like the first one……

I bet her current hubby fucks her doggy style,then he doesn’t have to look at her face.

Woof woof
sally

Wow, so hot. I heard there are more photos at blackwhitemeet.com, is it true?How can i search out her profile to have a look?
Bored With Life

Why do you continue to post pictures of this ugly bitch?
vicky

I always thought she was one of the uglier Spice Girls… But, now that I think of it, girls look better when they’re in groups.

But that Ginger Spice chick was fucking hot, now she’s kind of boney but back in the day, wow.
sue from colorado

“cover her face so that you can keep your erection and finish what you started. ”
OH MAN that is hysterical. I can see the grim determination on your face while all the time your eyes are screwed tight shut so you can’t peek. Cuz you don’t wanna but you can’t help it.

funny shit man
Jo

You base your fucking life around posting pictures of famous people and then bash them for having big tits, or whatever else it is you rant your lifeless ass over. Seriously whats your obsession? Go see a psychiatrist, you need help.
Simon

Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more
friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!
The Whom?

Her tits are retardedly big?! Damn…WTF is wrong with you? Tits are tits! There is nothing wrong with her tits. Stop doing meth it’s clouding your judgement.
Loser

Ugly? Retarded tits? WTF? It’s official all that masturbating has killed off that last remaining brain cell. There is nothing wrong with her face or boobs. Oh and one last thing…Mel B and Mel C are the hottest Spice girls, the other ones have aged horribly!
fuckstik

fuckin gash needs a bottle of pine sol and a toilet brush little fuckin hairy cunt all tucked up fuck her tits and cum down her throat clean up go home cunt swallow my salty jizz smack her fuckin face pull her hair out
sally

I have viewed many hottest videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club— BLACKWHITEMEET.COM—- where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.
Michelin

It is pictures of apes like these that make me thank god for all the beautiful white women.
jingo

She’s hot!