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Heather Locklear is a Drunken Slut of the Day

I love that people are even talking about Heather Locklear’s drunken antics when all bitch is doing is throwing the shocker and showing us various ways she rock’s the clit, because she is substantially less messy than me or anyone I know who gets drunk, like when I get a little carried away, I don’t just throw out the shocker for laughs, I enforce the shocker and the unsuspecting victim would totally be against it if she wasn’t passed out on the club bathroom floor after puking herself to borderline death. If I had my way, I wished being over-served led to silliness and not illegal shit, because I’d have a much less guilty conscience and probably a few more friends than just my wife, and she’s only my friend because she’s got absolutely no choice.

4 Responses to “Heather Locklear is a Drunken Slut of the Day”

  1. Michelin Says:

    It is so unattractive when a women gets drunk and makes a fool of herself.

  2. jk Says:

    yeah, your right. its so unattractive when she’s blowin’ me in the back seat. boooyahh!!!!!

  3. Candi Apples Says:

    Heather Locklear deserves a night out on the town on occasion.

    After all,her frenemie/major skank Denise Richards stole her ex hubby…….

    Yo go girl,go out boozin and cruisin,and fuck a youngin for me!

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