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Heidi Montag doesn’t realize that she’s fucking ugly and that the only thing she should be taking off of her is her top so that she can use it to cover up her scary fucking face, but instead she’s decided to take off some make-up and try to give us a taste a more natural Montag and all I know is that it tastes like shit.

Whoever told her that she’s a natural beauty needs to be issued a restraining order to not get within 50 yards of any farm animals, and Heidi needs to be given a restraining order to not be allowed within 50 yards of any living creature unless she’s wearing a fucking mask, because she’s ugly.

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troubleball10

ugly compared to whom exactly? this bitch is smokin and you know it. nice fake titties and a tight ass more than make up for a sub par face (which honestly isn’t that bad, looks like she could fit a lot of cock in that mouth). she may be annoying as fuck but id love to go anal to oral
gravedi66er

yech.
Candi Apples

As natural as the pic of Heidi Montag looks,it must be a lot worse.

It’s obvious that she is still wearing a bit of makeup,particularly around her eyes……

What’s even grosser,is that her and Spencer look like brother in sister…….

Maybe she’s a polygamist?lol
http://www.myspace.com/ephemeral_dreams Jaclyn

I think she looks great without makeup!
Girl In Beige

She looks like a post op tranny in a not so good way.
Girl In Beige

In fact, now I feel like I ought to apologize to all the post op trannies out there…
Sorry girls!
Kika

So true! I fucking hate those couples that look alike. Nasty.
Jessica

She looks fine. Your an ass for saying otherwise. i bet your own pics are ghastly.
kimi

i wish spencer, heidi, every lohan, denise richards, paris hilton, and kim kardASSian would get on a plane, and crash land it in siberia. they’d have to learn how to survive.. it would gradually resort to cannibalism.. now I’d DEFINITELY watch that reality show.
Mysteryagain

kimi, I had the best laugh at your comment!!! that’s one good idea of a reality show *ROFLMAO*
The one thing that depresses me when I see how “succesful” among men women like these are is that I do not wear as much makeup, am not a major beauty but I honestly think look better than that… body wise I am okay and yet I don’t land any admirors! *roflmao* oh well, maybe I look far far worse than I thought *LOL*
chlyn

Yay for the Kimi network! I’d subscribe!
KittyDeluxe

Candi Apples: Polygamist?

A polygamist is someone who has more than one spouse, your comment makes no sense.

Perhaps what you mean is, “Maybe she’s incestuous?”

Not trying to be a bitch, just get frustrated with poor grammar/spelling/verbiage/etc…

XOXO

P.S. Heidi Montag is a waste of space.
MDP

Kitty I think Candi meant that often times Polygamists are accused of incestuous relationships. i.e. they are such a closed sect that eventually they will marry cousins, etc.
David

I think she’s quite beautiful with or without makeup.
gia

not any uglier than usual…she has a horse face…those type of female faces arent known for their beauty. she can pass for cute though, i guess… & her body is truly pretty hot.
Kevin

Gia is right. A girl can have decent features but if she has a longish face like heidi, a big face then she’s not pretty. There’s no such thing as a pretty horseface.
YO Dude

dude, what are you talking about? a bad picture, lets see your girlfriend basement dweller.
ispiratica

I think she has a normal, common, Anglo face with no distinct features at all. Its her man jaw that ruins it all.

Shes neither pretty or ugly. Just average but yeah, needs to do porn asap. That body will sell a few dvd’s now rather than later!
katie

heidi montag is a waste of space and she is effing disgusting! she has that beast jaw and when will her ugly ass go away? her and spencer have no souls, i sware.
Orlando

If she can manage to stand still for two hours, give and take a few minutes, she can enjoy a succesful career in hollywood…working at a Megaplex; boy… you can project a movie in that chin!!!
Thais

F*** HER CHIN IS NASTY ….SHE LOOKS WACK
K

I think she looks better with less make-up on.
Okay…and

Meh, she just looks like any other woman. Not ugly at all, even though blonds do nothing for me.
whotookmystapler

Her nose job is very obvious in these pics.

Her lantern jaw is similar to Rumer Willis’.

hard to believe she’s a even an d-celeb in Hollywood.
sexyso

I think that she is really not that bad without makeup… The only thing i cannot stand is her personality! Spencer is just soo nasty
Sprmcandy

A hugh ribbon of thick creamy sperm splattered across that face would be an improvement of 100 times. Then she at least would have something interesting to look at on her face, the sperm- Not her face.
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