From the stepFORUM of the Day
When I was out last night, I met a girl who was on crutches from some reason and I noticed all the dudes were hitting on her. I walked up to her and started chatting her up because I knew she wouldn’t be able to run away and she got to telling me that she’s been getting more male attention than ever because of the crutches and should use them when and if she heals as a tool to get a husband. I told her that dudes are like animals and when they see an injured bitch they try to get up in her because they know she can’t run away and that kind of preying is exciting. So I decided to steal her crutches from her and hide them so that she really couldn’t move. By the end of the night, I saw her making out with 2 dudes while one other fondled her tits and I felt like I make magic. I forgot to tell her where I hid them, so I figure those guys took care of her, let’s hope not by leaving her borderline lifeless body in a ditch.
The stepFORUM is bumping, you can find everything you need there, maybe not 2 dudes to make out with while they fondle your tits and gang rape you leaving your crippled body in a ditch, but it’s the internet and you can pretend. Enjoy.
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Lindsay Lohan on the Labor Pains set 6/10
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Lindsay Strutt (HOT!) unknown topless photoshoot (NSFW)
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Audrina Patridge in jeans & Lauren Conrad in leggings heading to Crown Bar
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Mandy Musgrave 17th Annual GLAAD Media Awards, LA
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Jessica Biel (Great Legs) on ‘Powder Blue’ Set
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Vikki Blows ZOO Magazine (NSFW)
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Monica Cruz Looking Hot @ 7th ELLE Awards
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Famke Janssen – Citizen K Mag Shoot
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Kim Kardashian pics out in Monaco & at some event
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Miranda Kerr – topless (covered) unknown photos
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Emmanuelle Chriqui – arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live June 10th
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Mariska Hargitay @ premiere of Paramount’s “The Love Guru”
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Alyssa Milano – Sultry, wearing glasses at a baseball game
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Hilary Duff in light blue top/scarf pumping gas
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Bai Ling leaves the Cabana Club fashion party in West Hollywood,
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Shana Hiatt – Poker After Dark (NSFW)
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Kristin Cavallari on a flight to New York – June 10
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Alyssa Milano on the set of Wisegal, inc
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Laura Prepon @ The Pink Party
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Mischa Barton – braless see thru white t-shirt
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Laura Prepon tight/short skirt @ Golden Nymph Awards
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———Music———
Pre-Release The Hold Steady – Stay Positive
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Wilco – Summerteeth Demos
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Canibus – Hip-Hop for Sale
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The Game – Before The L.A.X.
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Joni Mitchell – Miles of Aisles
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Eve 6
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Young Knives – Superabundance
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The Best of Almost Acoustic
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Harry Chapin – Greatest Stories Live
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The Offspring – Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace
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Van Morrison – Tupelo Honey
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———Sleaziness———
Deep Red Feeling Herself
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Beautiful Anal Divas
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Gisele – Brazilian Babe
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Monica Santhiago – Brazillian Girl Hot
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———Pics———
Awesomely Bad Tattoos
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William Murderface
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———Software———
Techsmith SnagIt 9.0.0
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FlipAlbum Pro v6.0
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Babylon Pro
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Ground Control 2 – Operation Exodus
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Deadly Dozen 2 – Pacific Theater
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———Movies and TV Shows———
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Stephen Lynch: Live at the El Rey
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Cassandra’s Dream
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Gladiator
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Van Helsing
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———Comedy Albums———
Andrew Dice Clay – The Day the Laughter Died
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———stepPOLLS———
Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse dot com
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Secret Sex Lair
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Should He Be Fired?!
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———Screening Room———
How NOT to shoot a gun!
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My Girlfriend Sucked 37 Dicks – Classic!
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Uncle Joe Mccarthy
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http://www.surgeontothestars.com steve burton
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Candi Apples
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Pete
