Sure she sucks at singing and the highlight of her career is that everyone wants to fuck her, and the highlight of her career up until now has been the fact that she convinced some pervert executive to sign her and give her a chance to live her dream because she gives great head, but that is nothing compared to this glorious moment of performing live on the Carson Daly show, I hear it is the most coveted slot to be on in TV. Sure it doesn’t have an audience or a good time slot like those other late night shows, and sure the host is a fucking loser and not a comedian, but it is the closest thing to the time you played make belief “TV Reporter” with your cousin as kids in front of an audience of stuffed animals, only this doesn’t end in sex offending, it just ends in tarnished careers, but when you don’t deserve a career to being with – it’s all good.

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