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Keanu Reeves is the kind of dude you’d find in a Lady Bar in Thailand, making a 6 year old boy tickle his testicles, at least that’s how he markets himself by hanging out with and fucking British actresses who make a mockery of their heritage by giving themselves somekind of stripper stage name like China Chow. It reminds me of the time I met a stripper with a Russsian grandather called herself Katrina when her real name was Brenda and the truth is at least that was how because she had hot tits.

I don’t remember the last time I hit up a Chinese restaurant and thought to myself how badly I wanted to stuff the waitress like she was a fucking eggroll, or a dumpling, and that’s not because there aren’t hot Chinese chicks, it’s saying that there aren’t any where I go eat because I am poor….

Either way, with a girl that looks like this proves that Keanu Reeves is a failure and a fucking faggot and you are too because you are diggin’ this shit.

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vdantev

She was in that movie The Big Hit as this rich ambassador’s daughter who gets kidnapped and that was the last we ever saw of her until now. Nice rack !!
FngFer

China Chow sounds like the name of a restaurant where Keanu should be eating. But I don’t see a single picture where he’s even looking at the menu! Chow mein, please, with a side order of asparagus *tits* er tips.
Candi Apples

Keanu Reeves has odd taste in women,so dating
China Chow is certainly a step up.

Remember,he last dated Diane Keaton,and they dated for a few yrs.

Before that,it was Carrie Ann Moss……

Keanu Reeves is an odd guy,so I am always surpised when he even has a girlfriend,as I hear he’s quite anti social,and rumored to be agorophobic.

Still,I would do him.
sam

you are god. why lie?
do i know you?
that was the funniest words i have ever read.
introductions & invitations must be issued.
priscilla princess of the pen.
from the passout tribe.
prez. Hillary Clinton

I like these kind of titties. Perky, a handful, they’re like baby bear’s shit- just right. I used to fuck a girl with similar tits. She did porn, too. True story.
Pedro

China Chow is hot. These pictures don’t do her justice. One of my oddest memories was doing X at the Mondrian and having her and Marky Mark make out in the chaise lounge next to me.
http://fanunity girlly

NO he is not agorophobic. That why he loved to ride his bike in the dessert with a hot chick on the back because he was agorophobic. pleeeessseee. He is not afraid of wide open spaces. He has no phobia’s. He is just a very shy private guy. Thats it nothing else. China’s father owns a bunch of well respected high class restaraunts in ny and la. I like them together.
Michelin

It is only fair that a mixed race mongrel dates and mates with another mixed race specimen. Good luck to them, hopefully they won’t breed.
LISA

You need to do some research – her name really IS China Chow. She’s the daughter of Tina Chow, a fashion designed who passed away some years ago, and Mr. Chow, the owner of some very ritzy international restaurants.
Karlie

That’s his sister.
Brock

Hmm let’s see…Keanu’s lusted after by women worldwide, famous, a millionaire, down to earth, and hanging with a cute topless chick on the beach while you’re posting sleazy paparazzi shots of them on the internet and providing stupid commentary. Do the math.
Alex

Fuck you man! Keanu is not a faggot! You are you miserable fuck. Do you have anything better to do with your life that write some stupid bullshit hating on Keanu Reeves. He’s successful and he gets chicks. You’re not and you’re just fucking jealous.
Sam

If your going to talk shit about someone do it right because you don’t make any sense SHIT HEAD, for example, ” Brenda and the truth is at least that was how because she had hot tits.” that was how because she? doesn’t make sense YOU FAILED EVEN AT LIVING AT YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!!!
Sam

AND I MEAN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE!!!!!!