From the stepFORUM of the Day
I heard Kim Kardashian was coming to Montreal so I called on as many favors as I could to get into the event. Since I don’t know anyone affiliated with the chachi, drug money, thugged out bar where people may not get shot at, but probably could, since it’s fucking sketchy as fuck or with Kim Kardashian, I decided to try walking in without getting noticed and just lying my way in. So I showed up at the door and told them I was on Kim’s personal list, they said I wasn’t there and laughed in my face without actually looking at the list, I threw a little scene like that I came all the way from New York for this shit and that Kim would be furious if I had to call her to complain and the meathead let me in. I got up to the area where Kim was and there were about 15 black guys waiting for her to show up, I stuck around for an hour but the 12 dollar drinks were too rich for my blood and I had already overdosed on shitty Ed Hardy and trashy whores who were either in the Kardashian fan club, or just thought they were Kim Kardashian, that I had to get the fuck out. I also saw 8 bouncers drag some punk out and beat him senseless and figured they wouldn’t be so forgiving to me after I got more expensive drink in me. I didn’t see Kardashian or take pictures of her ass, but I do have the stepFORUM and that’s more interesting to me. Here’s a taste of what’s going down there.
———Celebs———
Lindsay Lohan is smokin in Chanel tank
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Cheryl Burke – Upskirt goodness
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Kristin Cavallari HOT @ Celebrity Golf Tournament
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Aimee Teegarden @ LA premiere
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Lucy Lawless flashes some leg onstage
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Amy Winehouse looking cracked out @ Mandela’s soiree’
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Kirsten Dunst Looking HOT @ James White Photoshoot
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Cheryl Burke – Verizon Palm Centro Launch Party
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Selma Blair at the Hell Boy II
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Avril Lavigne on set “GirlFriend”
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Blake Lively in denim shorts out and about
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Sarah Harding of GA in London
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Kirsten Dunst – Obama prez rally
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Anita Briem @ Journey to the Center of the Earth premiere
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Blake Lively in shortish dress out & about in Manhattan
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Jennifer Aniston – Heathrow departures lounge
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Katy Perry @ MTV TRL
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Blake Lively in swimsuit on Gossip Girl set
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Dominique Swain at the LA premiere
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Kate Hudson outside Nobu
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———Music———
The Tragically Hip – In Between Evolution
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Eminem – The Marshall Mathers LP
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The Essential SANTANA
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Nick Cave – Live in Amsterdam
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BoomKat – A Million Trillion Stars
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Leonard Cohen – The Best of
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Celine Dion Box Set
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Mondo Generator – Cocaine Rodeo
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Pink Floyd – Works
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Goldfrapp – Live @ Paradiso
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Joey Lawrence is still a douche
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LL Cool J – Mama Said Knock you Out
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Santogold – I Believe in Santogold
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Everything But the Girl Discography
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Amerie – Because I Love It
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The Faint – Blank-Wave Arcade
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The A-Team Soundtrack
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Prince is a total Asshole to his fans
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———Sleaziness———
Dailygrind Feeling Herself
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Some Met Art Awesomeness
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Dreamy Feeling Herself
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Sand in Your Vagina
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Bridget the Midget
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Brazzers – Delilah
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Cum Fiesta Kate and Kim
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———Pics———
Tuck those NUTZ!
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Hot Scene Chicks
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More Scene Girls
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———Software———
Diskeeper 2008 Pro Premier
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Slysoft CloneDVD
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Firebird Maestro v7
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———Movies and TV Shows———
Æon Flux
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A mighty heart
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Angel – Seasons 1-5
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Cathouse – HBO Series
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Robot Chicken
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Unforgiven
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———stepPOLLS———
Want to See the Mini-Me Sex tape?
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Who’s the Best James Bond?
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———Screening Room———
Bitch You’re My Breakfast!
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Censor Bar Art (NSFW)
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My Dick…
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