Her name is Paz Vega, she’s a Spanish Actress that I’ve never heard of because I have a hard enough time keeping track of my stepdaughter’s boyfriend’s names that trying to place these bitches I’ve never heard of is almost impossible. It’s like I have Alzheimer’s just alcoholic induced Alzheimer’s but the truth is that part of me hopes I get Alzheimer’s because it looks fun.

I was at the coffee shop and overheard some girl talking about how her mother got Alzheimer’s, and was talking about all the fucked up shit she does, like how when she watches Regis and Kelly she goes off about how much of a bitch Kelly is and when asked about how she knows Kelly, she goes into an elaborate story about how they used to date the same guy, even though that never happened and I chimed in to tell them how fucking amazing it sounded. It’s like when you have the disease you can get away with pretty much anything you want and you believe all these things that never happened like not wearing pants one day, or drinking Draino. Shit’s like being jacked on drugs always and sounds like a pretty good way to go because you don’t know that your going and you make people like me laugh along the fucking way.

Either way, here she is that Spanish chick in her bathing suit.

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