It’s the 4th of July and you’re probably sitting somewhere getting drunk in a backyard or on a boat or in a park like it’s a fuckin’ celebration that you can use to reconnect with family and friends all while convincing celebrating your dying economy, recession, unnecessary war that make gas pricesinsane, obesity pandemic and poverty, crime rate and shitty medical system and all the other great things about your beautiful country like your freedom that you are told that you have but probably don’t actually have considering nothing in the USA is free, but what do I know, I’m just a Mexican.

The good news is that everyday is the 4th of July for Tara Reid, she’s just always fucking celebrating, and her haggard face may be getting the best of her, but it’s a small price to pay to always have a good fuckin’ time. She’s moved on to hanging out with hotter girls than her, who don’t wear bras, but when you’ve got fake tits you don’t have to wear a bra, it’s like all part of the incentive of investing in fake tits, you never have to waste money on bras again at least that what they say on the fake titty infomercial in my head.

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