Party girl Tara Reid was out in a bikini with some gay dude who I have seen in other pictures of her. He is latching the fuck onto her as hard as he can because he wants to get some exposure and figures that since Tara Reid is slowly fading away and too drunk to realize who she is hanging out with, it’s a great stepping stone that may lead to bigger or better things, and that even if it doesn’t will land him on TMZ and other celebrity blogs, which is a big deal to an attention craving gay dude and that’s why he did his hair for the occassion.

I tried the same strategy to make myself famous in the past, because I figure famous dudes get hot pussy, make good money and can sit by the pool all day while the rest of the world works their 9 to 5 grind to pay for their kids Nintendo Wii, but the closest thing to Tara Reid fame that was accessible for me to entourage was this really colorful homeless dude, who dresses like a clown and does juggling tricks while rapping and dancing. It didn’t get me much exposure, but I did smoke crack for the first time and that’s almost better than being famous, except for maybe the realization you can’t afford another hit….

Either way, Tara Reid’s stomach has Aids.

BONUS – It Looks Like People Still Think Tara Reid is Relevant Enough to Ask for Autographs on Out Dated Sexy Pics of Her, That Must Really Boost Her Self Esteem….

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