I thought that I was the only one who lost interest and moved on from Jailbait Disney immigrant lookin’ pussy after I saw it in nude pictures, but it turned out the rest of the world did too because she’s been pretty much no where to be found.

I heard there’s a High School Musical 3 in the works, so I am guessing the producers are still getting into her, but that’s just beause Ashley Tisdale reminds them too much of their Jew wives, while Miley Cyrus’ ego and success has made her less ambitious on making them cum with her mouth, while Vanessa Hudgens is holding on as hard as she can to the dream and is willing to do whatever it takes to not have the producers go through with their threats of firing her.

Here she is in some staged bikini pictures with her “boyfriend” to help prove they are real wholesome Disney couple, and decided to have her mount Effron like a good little virgin who only dry fucks you til your dick falls off, because they felt the negative press of these kids being inappropriate didn’t outweigh the struggle they are having to prove Effron’s not Faggot, because Gay teen heart throbs are bad for business. When all the little girls realize they are being lied to and that the Effron fantasy won’t ever come true because they don’t have a penis and that will lead to them realizing that all the Disney dudes who sing and dance all light on their feet are also poofters and they won’t buy tickets to the movies, any of the merch or even cut out posters of the heathen from Teen Beat, to hang above their bed because their minister told them that homos are a product of Satan.

On a side note, I heard it took them 3 weeks to cooridinate this shoot because they couldn’t seem to get all the cock out of Effron’s mouth, but that could just be rumors.

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