Brittany Murphey Is Touching Her Toes of the Day
One of my oldest and only readers was this depraved freakshow named HornyLohanWanker who would always beg for pictures of celebrities in red lipstick smoking cigarettes, it was his fetish, so whenever I see a bitch smoking with red lipstick on, I think of him and that’s part of the reason I did these Brittany Murphey pics. The other reason, is because the bitch is bending over and showing off her shitty ass in slutty heels. I guess I am a pervert, because the truth is that I kinda want to hate fuck this bitch, there’s something she said in an interveiw that left a bad taste in my mouth and that was when Ashton Kutcher broke her heart and ran off with a mom and he made a statement about his small penis. Now I am not an Ashton fan, and I am not surprised or offended that he’s got a small dick, I just hate when girls go out and try to make hateful statements about you just because you’re done fuckin’ them and they are hurting on the inside.
It’s like this time I was seeing a chick I worked with and she told all my friends and co-workers that I raped her, sure she wasn’t actually my girlfriend and I kinda stuck my dick in her at the office christmas party after slipping shit in her drink, but I still think what we shared was romance and it really hurt when the boss brought me in and told me to leave and never come back or the company would press criminal charges. Then there was a chick who told everyone that I beat her up, just because I punched her in the face and broke her nose, the last time I check a punch doesn’t count as beating up and she made it sound like I pinned her down and mangled her. I guess it’s also like the time every single girl I’ve banged told their friends how small my dick is, but I never held that against them, because they were just speaking the truth and not trying to drag my name through the mud like this Brittany Murphey cunt.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Rich & celeb have romance!
July 18th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Ever saw some celebs on .·:*¨ wealthyromanceS.Com ¨*:·. ” It’s a site dedicated to rich people/celeb and the admirers.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Ass up in the air, hands on her ankles – just the way i like it you fucking whore brittany.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
HAHA rape is funny – DIAF ahole.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
So brosephs, what’s it like being a bunch of fat man-tittied shut-ins? Also, is it better jerkin’ off a micropenis cuz it’s easier on the wrist?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Brittany Murphy = hottest chick ever to hit Hollywood. Man, you’re always dissin’ these fake tit, fake talent no career, famous-for-being famous biartches and then you post on a chick who is the exact opposite in every respect and you dis HER?
What does a girl have to do to live up to your standards? Grow a penis?
Still, I forgive your barely-concealed homo-ness because you brought me pics of Brittany. Now go get me her phone number and I might tip your unemployed ass.
July 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I like Brittany Murphy. Sure, she’s got duck lips and not much of a body to talk about, but looks like someone who enjoys being f@cked hard to balance her low self-esteem. She is the realists’ choice.
July 19th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Jesus…I just saw her photo and profile at the celebrity age gap dating club ★★★AgelessFriends.com★★★ – where you can meet your like-minded local younger/older friends or partners. Is she looking for older friends or partners there now?? Just curious….
July 19th, 2008 at 11:17 am
She is ok, I could watch her gag on my sperm. At least that would be entertaining for awhile, putting her to use.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:49 am
How the hell did SHE get famous?!
July 20th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Brittany Murphy needs to lay off the restylane injections,cause her lips are gross.
Gee,why does this bitch even have a career??
July 20th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I am an idiout that cant not spell or use corrrect grammer and always try to spam ever one with some stupid website that no gives a shit aboot.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I am an idiout that cant not spell or use corrrect grammer and always try to spam ever one with some stupid website that no gives a shit aboot.
July 21st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
good
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