I think your Commander in Cheif is pretty hysterical. Sure, I wouldn’t want him running my country, let alone my household, but dude definitely would be good to hire to MC a wedding, or a High School Graduation.

Now I don’t know shit about American politics, I don’t know shit about the American economy, other than that gas prices are high, the dollar is low, people are going bankrupt, losing their houses and forced to third world living conditions with starvation and no healthcare.

So as you all get no love from your government, as some of you suffer and lose your jobs and rack up more debt, and as the rest of the world laughs and stays as far away from the USA as they can, your President is throwing press conferences that he asks people to turn their cameras off mid-speech so that he can explain the real reason why the market’s gone to shit and it goes like this “Wall Street is Drunk, What We See Now is a Hangover”.

So your President blamed the economy of being drunk, that’s why it’s not performing, kinda like the time I raped a girl and pleaded not-guilty because the booze made me do it, only my drunk excuse was a little more realistic, since Wall Street can’t drink and I still got booked.

Maybe Wall Street was drunk but that sounds more like the explanation of the country as a whole when they voted for Bush as President and maybe the Wall Street issue is just caused by the fact that your country is a trillion dollars in debt because of the war for oil masked as a war on terrorism.

But like I said, I know nothing about politics, but thought it was funny to see your President make such a stupid fucking statement. I guess dude’s trying to tap into his dreams of being a stand-up comedian or some shit, but should probably wait until he is replaced by Obama before touring the comedy clubs. Maybe he should just consider dealing with issues in a straight up way to try to redeem himself for all the damage he’s done so that he doesn’t go to hell, instead of feeding more meaningless bullshit excuses by saying things that don’t make any sense and just confuse everyone listening, in hopes of shutting them up.

I guess I shouldn’t really care, and should just go back to staring at my testicles in the mirror as I like to do.

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