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I saw a girl the other day who had absolutely no ass. She wasn’t anorexic and she wasn’t so fat shit was buried in her thighs. She was just totally average in size and was wearing leggings leaving little to my imagination which turned out to be too bad because when I got to staring at her shit, my imagination would have made things better but instead I was stuck trying to figure out where she shits from, or what she sits on, because her legs turned into back without anything in between and it looked fucking mutant to me.

I got to talking to the teenage girl next to me who about it because she caught me staring and told me that she thought shit was strange too and she went on a rant about how she would rather have a Kim Kardashian sized ass that makes shopping for jeans impossible even if it meant having to have sex black men for the rest of her life, I thought that was a pretty bold statement because Kardashian’s ass is disgustingly big and makes her look like a lazy slob and I asked her to stand up and show me what she was dealing with and she refused.

About 5 minutes later a black dude showed up and sat next to her and they started making out, so I guess that was her boyfriend and she’s already getting black cock and Kim Kardashian’s ass is something she holds on a pedistole, like something she wishes she had to better please her man and all the men to come her way since they’ll all be black. Teenage girls are such whores. I blame hip hop. We’re all going to hell.

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Pete

1st!
Pete

That’s one big fucking ass!!! I bet Reggie Bush taps that ass every chance he gets. Lucky bastard!
she

Ever saw some celebs on .·:*¨ wealthyromanceS.Com ¨*:·. ” It’s a site dedicated to rich people/celeb and the admirers.
Derek

She loves that big long black dick sliding deep inside her pussy.
http://www.boothome.com Booty

Are you sure that is her ass? I think she is wearing Reggie Bush’s Football Helmet.
_sigh_

She obviously believes that black is slimming.
she

I lied about rich celebs on ·:*¨ wealthyromanceS.Com ¨*:·.! Ever boddy knows only loosers would go that ☆☆☆website☆☆☆and only looser with no chance at life or having ever a poor frend would spend all day promoting it ♥♥♥.
Candi Apples

Is it just me,or does Kim Kardashian’s ass get
bigger by the day?

Just once,I would like to see a flattering pic of
Kim Kardashian.

However,I don’t think it’s possible for Kim Kardashian to
take a flattering pic,until she loses some major weight.

She should go on the coke diet,like her former bestie
Paris Hilton….

Kim Kardashian was once sexy,no she’s just gross.
http://time.com chris

That’s a lot of cushion for da brudder’s pushin. Or something along those lines.
Blizzy

I’ve noticed something about kim k, only women seem to think that shes nasty now? almost every man i see or talk to about it thinks its one of the best tails out walking.

So why do only women seem to have a problem with it? jealousy…alittle…maybe? we’ll go with yes.
Scott

shes a nigger loving whore
http://askunclepauly.blogspot.com Black Hand

Love it … If u dont like that Ass … u must not have the Dick to handle it,,,

askunclepauly.blogspot.com
Mister

Scott… u sound jealous…. LOL
Andrea

I LOOOVE that asss and I’m a white female WITHOUT jungle fever!! Kim is about 5’2-140lbs…SOO SEXY deffff NOT fat!
kim

I bet scott is a skinny red neck cracker
Noel

You uber envious, under educated, sad wastes of life have nothing better to do than try to put people down with your 1st grade words? The skin color of the men she chooses to date…how big her ass is…Oh how terribly pathetic. It’s ok. Whatever your parents did to you is over now. It’s ok. Here’s a hug. How old is the term “jungle fever?” A respectable black man wouldn’t consider dating someone who’s vernacular is so ancient…Scott, that simply doesn’t work anymore. Guys, please log off and go read a book…without pics.
http://lovely@hotmail.com lisa lisa

that as8 is hanging like nobodys business, that is so fake and thats MRS NI*GER LOVIN WH*RE to you BIT*H!… why oh why does she love black men, oh i think we all know the reason and lil wee wee pecker dont want to admit!! sorry wee wee, go back to your fudge packing.
http://lovely@hotmail.com lisa lisa

what white female says i love that as* and i dont have jungle fever… give me a break.. you people are so pathetic. and she is so fake… why doesnt she date her own race of men… oh could it be predjudice… have you seen those armanian men … oqg! fugly hairy looking mammals! but she can stop running over taking our men and that goes you other white chicks…. date your own men, at one time you said black men were trying to rape you… i dont think so, seems some of them are the prey not the predater.. they got good sex.. bit*h i know i have never dated anything but my own race of men thats just how good it is.
http://lovely@hotmail.com lisa lisa

black hand you said it right,, even though it is fake,, but she dont want know lil pecker after those big blazers enter her stank snatch. thats ex tape was sorry as heck, she lacks bedroom skills that for sure… all that ray j was packing and all that troll could was say oh baby im coming and she sound fake when she said that and all she did was smile for the camera, so fake.
truely

why didnt her butt look that big in her p0rn?
marshall

sorry im not a butt lover so please remove theses pictures from this website in the near future…thank you for your patronship for its readers…
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

So she likes a brotha schlong. Like that’s anything special. By real statistical national health data, she has high probability of being infected with HIV.
Hassenpfeffer

Her older sister is hotter, doesn’t have the ass but the best face. I would tap lil sis just cuz I think she is a chubby freak. And the Bruce Jenner thing, that’s just weird.
tryr

Her ass is fake
leslie

I don’t think she has implants, which is why she denies she doesn’t, but she clearly has butt injections!!!!! That’s right butt injections! Google it.
Dee

kim is cool but she should loose about 10 lbs all while keeping the ass. and 4 the person that made the crack diet comment no one wants to look like paris hiltons wack ass. her body is terible and dirty looking. looks like some one smashed a backpack full of books up against her as. as a matter of fact i think the woman the he/she was staring @ was P H
ThatBitchNicole

Come on people ….it is 2008 get a grip beauty comes in all sizes & skinny is not the opitomy of beauty. I would literally KILL to have that a body like that bitch she is beautiful & not to mention gets a piece of that sweet chocolate that is Reggie Bush on demand….hell yeah.
MegaDon

Kims ass is nice. She doesn’t need to lose weight unless looking like a crack head or famine victim is in style now.

WOW! That Green eyed monster is HUGE in here.
http://drunkenstepfather Corin

Why all the racism? Kim prefers a dick that she can get from the back. If your dick is tiny, you could not have doggystyle sex with her. There are white men with big dicks, Kim prefers to have black men bang her box. Hey! its her choice. For me, I don’t care what color he is as long as his dick is huge. Go Kim! I hear you.

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