I already posted some of the pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron’s bikini clad romantic vacation that was really just another acting job commissioned by Disney to help properly promote the couple as being wholesome and legit. So there’s no real reason to go off saying the same shit over again with these added pictures. The truth is I am tired of reading about how Effron’s a fag, or a girl, or whatever everyone is saying about him, not because I feel like the media is being mean to him, but because it is possible that dude’s just into singing, dancing, shopping, doing his hair and counting all the fucking money he makes by having teenage girls everywhere learn how to masturbate thinking of him. The truth is that he could be railing this Hudgens bitch, he may be the dude who popped her cherry both vaginally and anally, maybe he makes her eat pussy for him, maybe he makes her fuck black dudes while he jerks off, maybe they aren’t wholesome at all, and are in fact teenage perverts and have had 15 abortions like they were the black chick on The View and it could be all be because he is corrupting her into being the slut that she is.

Until I see pictures of dick in this dude’s mouth, I am going to just focus on the fact that dude’s doin’ something right by playing the feminine guy girls can relate to, and it’s opened lots of legs for him, not that I like Hudgens, but because I like teenage girls masturbating thinking of me.

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