I got an email from the forum today that went like this:

How do you change that “gayer than bicycle shorts” line under my name?

My response:

You stop wearing your mother’s pantyhose while jerking off, and by jerking off I mean trying to make yourself cum by prostate simulation by shoving random household objects in your ass, while watching gay porn.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here’s some of the good shit going on in the forum……

———Celebs———

Rachel Bilson in rolled-up jeans
GO

Carmen Electra doing the burlesque onstage
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Pamela Anderson arrives at the Late Show
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Rosario Dawson @ summer luncheon
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Tila Teqila leaving a nightclub in hollywood
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Amber Heard Looking Hot at the Pineapple Express premiere
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Kate Beckinsale
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Anna Kournikova out and about at the Bahamas
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———Music———

The 100 All Time Greatest Rap/Hip-Hop Albums
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The Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Albums Of All Time
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New Zach De La Rocha Project
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———Movies and TV Shows———

The Insider
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Beverly Hills Cop
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———Screening Room———

Retarded Policeman
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How to Insert a Female Condom
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