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Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Ass of the Day

Here’s Tila Tequila showing the world the trick she used to land her first job every pretty much every job since.

Speaking of sluts working, I was at the strippers on Saturday night and I managed to get kicked out because one of the whores came up to me to ask for a dance, right as I was sitting down. I told her that I didn’t want to grab her tits yet and that I needed to get into the mood by watching the other girls, not really because I wasn’t in the mood but because this bitch had a mangled fucking face and a body that was begging to be covered up and had broken out in hives as a protest to her doing exploiting it, when it had no business being exploited.

Either way, she wouldn’t fuck off and I told her that I needed to get some drink in me just to continue the conversation a because beer goggles were the only way I could get through it without turning gay and that I didn’t think they had enough booze in the place to make me want to see or touch her naked and I have low fucking standards so she she should just fuck off and find an old desperate man who is just happy to talk to a 19 year old girl and who doesn’t care about how ugly she is as long as he gets the attention and instead she went to the bouncer like a little cry baby and I was asked to leave.

10 Responses to “Tila Tequila Shows Off Her Ass of the Day”

  1. advice Says:

    I think I ever viewed her PRIVATE photos on ♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥ where the rich/celebrity have romance with the admirers!

  2. Derek Says:

    I got some advice for advice, suck on my big black dick.

  3. Candi Apples Says:

    Tila Tequila is packin quite the bootie,for such a tiny little cutie.

    Instead of dressing like a streetwalker though,Tila Tequila she take some of the millions she has,and buy herself a nice Chanel or Gucci dress.

  4. Pete Says:

    Nice ass!

  5. chris Says:

    Stupid bitch!

  6. MissNee Says:

    @ Candi Apples

    I don’t think Tila is in the “millions” yet

  7. courtneysemel Says:

    actually she does have millions. at least 3 million. ask mtv.
    i agree. go on girl! get your gucci!

  8. Paquita Says:

    This just show how retarded people can be, getting her a show…?!?!!? go back to your webcam and be a fake gayelle.

  9. Queen of Queens Says:

    Your run-on sentences are fabulous!

  10. rub u rong time Says:

    me rikey!

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