People seem to love the Olympics, I guess it’s because you have some hybrid genetic freak who can swim like an angel on your team and kicks everyone’s ass and that just further massages your patriotism. It gives your feelings of your country being the best in the world, the strongest in the world and the most amazing place in the world some credibility because you have the most gold medals, or at least more than Canada has, and the truth is that I don’t really care.

I don’t try to find hot pussy in the Olympics, I don’t really find freakishly fit girls anything interesting to look at but then again I hate sports and the only kind of athlete I appreciate is a girl who can fuck or suck like a marathon runner, but other people do.

Someone sent in a story on NBC Olympic coverage about the hand signals the beach volleyball girls do. It seemed like a pretty cheap attempt to make a story about exposed athlete asses and it made me laugh that they tried to hide their intentions behind some kind of bullshit story about their hand signals. It’s the kind of genius that I should start doing, so next time Lohan has a vagina slip, I’ll just write about the dress she’s wearing and ignore the fact that there’s a freckled, mangled, slut pussy staring me in the face……

Either way, here are some of the pics I ripped off the NBC site because I try not to hide the fact that I like lookin’ at ass, even if that ass is more muscular than my friend on steroids is…

This Makes Me Laugh – Because It Just Proves That Even Multi-National Corporations are Fucking Perverts and Cashing in On Being Perverts and They Are Just Smarter Perverts Than Me Because They Get Respect and Package Their Perversion in a “Newsworthy” story….
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