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Everyone is calling Jamie Foxx a racist for being on a Boogie Board with a Swastika on it, while all I see is the fuckin’ comedy of anyone on a Boogie Board. It’s like shit’s made for 10 year old girls who don’t know how to surf and lame people who are too pussy to learn how to surf. It’s like the equivalent of how gay rollerblading looks next to skateboarding, or skiing looks next to snowboarding, or tandem bikes look to mountain bikini, or paddle boats look to white water rafting.

So who cares that there are some icons on the shit, like a Star of David, Swastika and Peace sign in some gay fuckin’ message of peace someone pulled while back backing the area like a dirty tree hugging hippie poser in Birkenstocks wrote to leave his mark after renting the boogie board his “LonelyPlanet” Guide told him to do, so that he can come home for his second year of college and bore everyone he knows including his pseudo-intellectual Poli-Sci buddies in his class about his shitty summer travels that were so fuckin’ life changing, culturally riveting, enlightening and inspiring that no one cares about, but make him think he’s a fuckin’ expert.

The truth is, who cares that there’s a Swastika on his shit, if I was renting a Boogie Board, the least of my concerns would be what the other loser who rented it before me wrote on it, and more about whether anyone around me would notice me carrying a Boogie Board to go use in the ocean like an 8 year old girl. It’s the same shame that comes every time my wife makes me carry her purse.

I guess all this to say is that Swastikas are just a misunderstood peace sign that got some bad press in the 40s and symbols don’t breed hate or make you a racist…burning crosses in white robes on people’s front yards does.

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Satan666

NAZi boogie board…ROTFLMAO!!

“carrying a Boogie Board to go use in the ocean like an 8 year old girl.” that is why i love Jesus
bobo

Just saw her on rich & celeb romancing site “wealthyromanceS.Com”… It’s a hot and interesting place as there are so many classic people!
Glen Quagmire

Man people are so prejudiced. Nazis aren’t allowed to surf now ?
Jackhammer

snowboarding is gayer than skiing
Pete

It’s better to be pissed on than pissed off.
http://thedailyfu.com RIOT

wait, jamie foxx really isn’t blind……damn you “RAY”!!!!!!!!!
cara

I think seeing his nipple is more offensive then the swastika
Satan666

Why is he wearing a “do rag” or “skull cap” or whatever they’re called?
Glen Quagmire

Nazi fashion statement ?
HorneyLohanWanker

Jesus, I don’t mind reading about dead monkeys, you ought to have a special section just for the dead spear chuckers, but dude, it is hard to rub one out to page after page of dead black male flesh.

The least you can do, if you insist on being the obituary section to the web, is have some dead black chicks, preferably ones with big melon titties.

IF I could get my druthers, you would do away with all the darkies, and post just hot white women, I will make exceptions for cunts like Halle Berry and…well, I can;t come up with her name right now, but I am sure there are some oreo bitches worth looking at and don;t smell like hair cream while they are gobbling my man meat (Uh, flashback to the last hooker I had, she was nasssssty!)

Soooo, long story, long, get some white bitch’s posted, post haste, if they have red lipstick and are smoking, extra fucking internet points for you!
http://www.celebrityblognetwork.com Celebrity Blog Network

He should have paid $40.00 and got the Nazi free board. It doesn’t pay to be cheap Jamie.
HorneyLohanWanker

WTF? I just realized Jaime Foxx isn’t even a dead monkey, he is a live one, and you are posting it. WTF is up with that?

You going for the faggot market?
Randal Graves

Jamie Foxx can’t be a Nazi. He’s not even German.
Randal Graves

HorneyLohanWanker Says:

something stupid and racist.
MEGADOUCHE

Hard to follow Randal. ditto. lol.
James

Wow. I never knew Jamie Foxx hated Jews.
daisydreamer

Yes, much akin to the manly duty of carrying his woman’s purse. BTW, wise ladies: you wouldn’t want a man that wouldn’t carry your purse when you need help! Thanks truly manly men (you know who you are.)
ricardo

Horney Lohan Wanker can’t even spell the word horny right. Fucking moron.
Carnell

horneylohanwanker is a racist motherfucker!
HorneyLohanWanker

Fuck yes! Too busy filling the quim, haters!
Candi Apples

I don’t see what the big deal is.

This board is old and used,and obviously does not belong to Jamie Foxx.

And even if it did belong to Jamie Foxx,I still don’t see what the big deal is.
http://thedailyfu.com RIOT

HorneyLohanWanker Says:

People will think I’m cool and edgy if I’m racist. So yea fuck da haters.
HorneyLohanWanker

Riot, edgy? I like my bitches with meat on them, and preferably my meat inside of them.

I think you are trying to be edgy by using the word edgy, which doesn’t make you edgy it just make you a douchebag.

Of course you could be so edgy and soul patch fucking wearing and sipping your double mocha fucking latte that you can sit back and deem whether really edgy people are truly edgy, but I fucking doubt that because, well, you are a douchebag, or am I repeating myself cockmeat?
marcel

wtf is a mountain bikini? is that like, a beaver pelt over your hoo-hoo?
http://www.celebritybloghog.com Mikkel

For one thing, the swastika has been around for THOUSANDS of years before Hitler was even born. It’s a symbol for good fortune. Secondly, Jamie Foxx is a no-talent moron all around. That being said, since he’s black, not too much will be made of this. If he were white he would be banned from the jewish controlled entertainment industry because the majority of people in America think only whites can be racists. That’s the complete opposite of the truth, btw. Blacks are more racist than whites. Affirmative-Action, black miss America, NAACP, BET, black-ONLY magazines, etc., etc.
B8ovin

When my dog learns to type he’ll be the smartest thing on this web site. Is it much less manly to carry a boogie board than it is to mock a 15 year old girl, about the same or more manly?

But I love me some racists because without ‘em those jews, niggers, retards, towel heads, wetbacks, pacos and assorted other bitches would be running the world. Thanks knuckle scuffers!
Groupie

You hit the point again, Stepfather. Amen!
http://mileycyrusicons.blogspot.com/ Darin Tyson

Hi miley..i love your song,start all over..what was your age when that video clip recorded?