So this is Pierce Bronson’s wife, who I am not sure looked like this when they got married, but I assume she didn’t because she’s the kind of fat chick that only losers with no fuckin’ options marries, you know someone like me or like this dude I knew who was about 120 pounds and 6 foot 6 who would walk around with a braces and harnesses on over his ill fitting clothes because his joints were too weak to support his little frame, which was pretty fucking awkward considering he weighed 120 pounds, but he found love in some obese woman he met in church and even she was too good for him so jumping on this opportunity made sense….despite how gross she probably looked naked.

But Bronson is a fucking actor with money and this bitch may not be as fat as my wife is fatter, but I can still say that she’s got no business being married to a Hollywood actor just as much as she has no business wearing a fuckin’ bikini. I am offended by these pictures and feel for Bronson because he can’t leave her now, it’ll make him look like a superficial asshole and the media will rape him and he can pretend that love can move mountains, but I will bet money that it won’t move this sack of shit of a woman….

At least there are always hookers…

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