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Jessica Biel reminds me of this dude i know who just never stops working out, he doesn’t fuck Justin Timberlake, but has told me that sometimes when fucking random girls he picks up, he plays the Sexy Back song over and over in his head, so if that’s not a six degrees of separation situation, I don’t really know what is, but I do know that Timberlake’s not the one doing the fuckin’ in this relationship and sometimes that’s okay because it can be hard being the man in a relationship, you know with all that pressure to provide and protect, passing the reins off to your bigger, stronger and more endowed lover only makes sense.

Here’s Jessica Biel on a power hike, burning off some calories in hopes to make her muscles look jacked for her man, the way he likes his lover’s muscles to be, because he’s on step away from coming out of the closet. Jessica Biel is just he gateway person to fully embracing a new and exciting lifestyle.

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bob

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Pete

I wonder if Jessica lets her dog fuck her?
Glen Quagmire

She looks like she might rape that dog.
Smith

Um. Ever hear of a period. Not feminine bleeding, but the punctuation mark. Try using one. I read that in my head and I almost ran out of breath.
Glen Quagmire

Most of us don’t need to hold our breath to read Smith … you retard.
Candi Apples

I’m convinced that Jessica Biel is a lezzie.

Also,I can’t figure out why so many dudes think she’s hot.

She has an ugly face,and upper arms like a man.
Ronin Bernie

Not impressed. I’ve seen lots of fit, athletic women who weren’t lesbians and live happily with their husbands and have children. Many of you may not who they are, but that’s not my problem.

Whitney Houston, now she’s probably a lesbian. But she still married Bobby Brown.
shortish

OOh, yeah. She lifts 10 pound dumbells for reps and hikes a few miles a day. OMG, is that a little muscle I see?

At least she’s staying in shape, instead of following suit with every other tubbo in this fat ass country.

Morons.
Evil Monkey

shortish – I completly agree. Going for a hike does not make a woman a lesbian. Eating a pink taco does. So unless you have a pic of her eating a pink taco, you shouldn’t assume lesbian.

And if you have a pic of her eating a pink taco, post it immediately and send me a copy.
imabadtiger

Is that a piece of crap Ford Fusion she’s getting in the back of?
John

You must be joking. That’s a picture of an absolutely *normal* woman who’s in shape. Overly muscular? Manly? Please. It’s a sad state of America that a girl who’s actually *fit* is blasted as being as being some male-dominating lezzy.
Chuck

Ordinarily, I’d jump on the anti-lez bandwagon, but Jessica Biel is okay. Even in these mostly unflattering shots, her arms aren’t that masculine. (Her face is another matter.) Bottom line: she’s got a beautiful, athletic body and that sort of thing ought to be encouraged not ridiculed. Shortish is right, there are already too many women embracing their ‘curves’ [i.e. flab] in this country.