Jordan was out promoting her newest business venture with her newest set of small tits, because I guess she figures that her tits have got her about as far as they can and it’s time to get rid of the freakshow fantasy she’s been inspiring because shit causes back pains and just accept the fact that she’s done really well for someone with no skills other than having no shame and no fear of the scalpel.

Her new product is clothing for horses, because I guess she’s trying to class up her image or maybe it’s just a retaliation to not being allowed in any of the equestrian clubs because she didn’t meet the dress code and is starting up her own for the other trash with enough money from being whores and a dream of wanting to be a professional horseback rider and up until recently were forced to practice on men, many men on their rise to the top because she couldn’t afford a horse of her own or some shit. Maybe she just sees the opening in the market that sluts can’t slut up their horses like they were grown up Barbie Dolls and all the other horse products out there are traditional, boring and stuffy. She’s innovating, trendsetting and keeping it classy by taking a classy thing and bringing it down to the stripclub level and it’s all pretty entertaining because I heard she did it because horse dick is the only dick that touches the walls of her huge vagina when they fuck and it’s her way of guaranteeing cock as she ages and no one wants anything to do with her since horses are way less judgmental about fucking a herpes outbreak.

On a side note, it looks like her horse has colored contacts in and that freaks me the fuck out.

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