If you’re wondering where Miley learned all about boys and how to sleep your way to the top and suck dick proper, you’re lookin’ at her ass. I am not entirely sure if this is Miley’s hot mom who only married Miley’s father because she was a small town girl and it’s not everyday you meet a man you’ve once seen on TV and heard on the radio. She’s the kind of slut who climbs the ladder socially and is obviously easily impressed, because any self respecting person would just laugh at Billy Ray’s success like the rest of us, while she jumped at the opportunity and fucked him because he was way cooler in her town than every other guy she worked her way through with her vagina, from the local bar owner, to the local rodeo champ, to the highschool football quarterback and anyone who seemingly was more glamorous, connected and richer than her. I could be wrong, I usually am, but either way she looks like a fake titty slut and Billy Ray was her salvation from her miserable country life where she was known as Latiticia, a pretty solid stripper name, but now that she’s made it she just goes by “Tish” and this is her skinny Miley Mom Ass.

Bonus that’s not really a bonus – Miley on a Date, which thew me off a little because I expected the only guys she’d sleep with to be a little older, like in their 40s, balding, Jewish and in a suit rockin’ the Disney corporate credit card like nobody’s business, but maybe this is her way of telling us that she’s normal and dates other rich kids in her neighborhood along with the executives at Disney. Who knows or cares, because at least she’s living up to her slut reputation and I should be more supportive of that, even though I don’t think it will last, his car doesn’t even have a leather interior.

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