I went to get a sandwich at my regular sandwich place because shit’s cheap. I am not sure the quality of the 3 dollar sandwich but I still haven’t died yet so I keep going back. One of the girls who works there is disgusting lookin’ and I hate when she gets down to making my lunch. She’s the kind of girl who looks worse than my wife, is greasy, unshowered and never uses gloves when working. I usually try to ignore the shit and eat the sandwich regardless, but today she walked out of the employee bathroom, told the boss she just used the last of the toilet paper and they need more. She walked up to the counter as I was screaming “please serve someone else first, don’t do this to me, please no” in my head and that’s when bitch started up on my order. Her bare fresh from the bathroom hands all over the little food I could afford. I paid, walked out and contemplated throwing it out, but realized it was probably my one meal of the day and people have probably eaten worse, so I ate it and with every bite gagged a bit as I fought to swallow it down. I just hope she wasn’t in there taking a shit before making my lunch, because I deal with piss a hell of a lot better than I do with shit, but it was still fuckin’ disgusting and reminded me of a time some obese dude got a nosebleed while making my Subway and didn’t offer to give me a new sandwich as his blood covered hand made my food, only this time I didn’t throw shit out the second I walked out the door.

Speaking of disgusting here are some pics of Selma Blair in a Bikini.It’s not so bad, considering she’s almost 40, but it is definitely not very good. Enjoy…

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