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If you are wondering why there are no posts today. Jesus was found in a Mc Donalds’ bathroom in a pool of blood. He was rushed to the hospital and later it was found it was only a food allergy. And the blood was coming from his ass. He is undergoing more tests and should be back later on.

The Dude

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RockDude82

Holy crap!! That’ll teach ya to go to McD’s!
Glen Quagmire

Yikes ! Get well Jesus !
mike

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RockDude82

I wonder what he had?
John Donut

Bloody holes Batman!
Johnny5

doesn’t it always seem like Jesus wants to die though? Probably not this way though
Pete

Does this mean no steplinks? Hope you get well soon.
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For the love of God!
Tell that sick bastard the food goes in the other hole..his mouth.
BlackCrypt

Damn, that BigMac will get you everytime!!

Hope all works out Jesus. We will miss you!
spbh

Did Satan take Jesus to the hospital
Moose Thompson

Make it dramatic and come back in three days.

Hope everything is OK. If the blood was from the ass we know BigMac is to blame!
HorneyLohanWanker

You shit, you can update from the hospital bed.

Fucking lazy mexicans!
Candi Apples

Have a few beers Mr Martinez,that you will make you feel better.:)
El Chompiras

do you want to know what is good for the ass piss?
FngFer

Damn it! Why no comments on the link post? I wanted tosay tht whoevr postd thos likns can’t spell.

I like to hang out at the pool down the street from me at the high school. I’m there every week with my speedo. I like to jiggle my sausage hammock for the soccer moms. I fucked this one lady in the parking lot. I tell ya the only difference between fucking a soccer mom and a pit bull is lipstick.
Abbadon

McD’s is a disaster. I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson, assuming that the above facts are truthful.

If not, that donkey photo is a classic.
Ponponpon007

Get well fast…
Can you go after Mc Donalds and make a shit load of money? Not the it is something common in my country, but tempting… you have to admit.
Don’t let them trick you with free food…
n2tattoos

How the hell did BigMac track him down? Satan better watch out.
MR. EE

Shit I was hoping this little fat spic cocksucker would be dead. MAybe there would be less virus’s and spyware on this fuckin site. FUCK YOU.
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good good?this post deserves nothing ?hahaha just joking ?nice post
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I am not positive if this is the correct area, but I figured you should know I read this post awhile ago on a different site. I think it might have been a wordpress blog with the same title. The content was practically the same, but I noticed that this one has an older date. I reckon they stole it from you, but maybe not who knows. Thought you may like to know.

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