I didn’t watch this video and I don’t know if it works, but I do know that it was sent to me by Playboy and Playboy gets girls naked. The subject was something about Sarah Palin, so I am guessing she could be naked, she could be in a bikini and she could midwifin’ her daughter’s birth like my Labor Day videos.

I do know that she’s kinda hot for an old lady, she has a funny accent that makes me feel like if she was 17, I could have knocked her up like she was her daughter and despite losing the Miss Alaska contest to a guy named Bear, because his beard and lumbering skills were better than hers, I’d still like to swim upstream to her fluffy pink salmon even though it’s not so fresh and you know I’m talking about that 5 kid producing pussy that’s more damaged than a fishing cabin after a blizzard because a few other men have beat me to the gold prospecting than I am…..

Sure she’s accomplished and part of a strategic move to not get a black man in office, despite him being smart, down to earth, intelligent and charismatic, while this Palin bitch, who will be your next President after McCain dies from the excitement of getting elected and I don’t think I’d want some small town woman who can’t even run her household in small town Alaska running my country who as a republican may not believe in abortion but still encouraged her crazy underage drinking daughter to get one because she didn’t want her to ruin her teenage life and that’s why they preach this abstinence is like godliness bullshit, when they should just be teaching people about safe sex….either way who cares, I spent too much time on this post because I have a feeling this video is a shitty song that is a take on Jesse’s girl that is not funny, or creative but for some reason making big money for big companies that are about 10 steps behind when it comes to funny.

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