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Katy Perry Has Fans of the Day

This just in…Katy Perry has fans….let’s hope it’s some immigrant who thinks she’s someone else, because as far as I am concerned, if I hear that song one more time on the radio, I am going to personally get on a bus and make my way down to whatever trash town this bitch is from, find her and punch her in the fuckin’ face, because I can’t stand her and the way she pollutes my life and everywhere I fucking go. I hope some pyscho has the same plan for her, only instead of punching her in the face, he kidnaps her and we never here from her again. Like the time my friend’s kid got taken from the Mall when the were shopping for school clothes because he was just starting school, only he never did and 20 years later still no word from him and shit broke the family apart and really devastated the community…that was a depressing story….but a lot less depressing than the fact that Katy Perry is famous…maybe my priorities are skewed, but the way I saw it and what I told my friend is that he can always make another baby, it’s not like they kidnapped his fuckin’ balls….we don’t really talk all that much anymore….ok I am stopping this talk now.

  • Candi Apples

    Katy Perry needs to release a new singlem,and fast.

    ‘I kissed a girl’ drives me up the wall,which is a pretty good indicater that she will probably be a one hit wonder.

    Another thing,that new hairdo of hers is doing nothing for her.

  • Pete

    I told my doctor i wanted a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine i don’t need one. Rodney Dangerfield

  • Glen Quagmire

    I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said I don’t have a scalpel big enough for that.

  • FngFer

    I told my Doctor to suck my dick. She did.

    Haha, those immigrants think that she’s Zooey DesChanel. The two of them look like tiwns.

    I kissed a gril and I liked it. The taste of her cherry. I kissed a girl yeah yeah yeah. I like catchy tunes. What? Am I supposed to listen to the same Led Zepppplin songs all my life?

  • Crazy

    Zooey DesChanel, I really thought Katy Perry and her were one in the same. She’s got nice bossoms, little baby Jesus did nice work there, but her music sure is contrived garbage.

    Whoever wrote that tidbit up top is crazy, not your average touch the door know 8 times before you leave crazy, but really fucking crazy. Kudos!






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