Richard Branson is probably my favorite billionaire. From the brand name Virgin because I like virgins despite never having had sex with one, to the laid back attitude he’s got. Dude’s someone I’d want to borrow money from. His airline looks amazing, he’s constantly innovating and he always makes times to do stupid stunts like on his stupid TV show. So it’s only natural that I want to fuck his daughter. Sure, she’s a meal ticket that is substantially better than my wife is as my meal ticket, which is the reason I married her because I don’t like work and she has a disability check she didn’t mind paying my way with, but I didn’t realize I was signing up for more than just a meal ticket because the second we got married bitch didn’t stop eating.

But this Branson chick is pretty decent looking too, I even like this heir to a billionaire dressed like a clown at some charity event she’s attending, because when your dad is a billionaire you don’t really have to work and have all the time in the world to get dressed up like an idiot and show the world your tits.

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