I had a lesbian fantasy once. It was when I was still committed to my wife and convinced that I could see past all that was wrong with her and tough it out. I told her that we should consider swinging or threesomes as it would add excitement to our lives, and she entertained the idea, but was never comfortable with the whole licking another pussy thing, so I just did what any dude who wanted to have his wife eat a pussy would do and brought home some slut one night after drinking, got her back into the bedroom and woke up my wife by having this chick suck her tit. She freaked the fuck out on me, kicked the whore out, after paying her because I had no money, and didn’t talk to me for a couple of days. My next attempt at getting her to dyke out happened a few months later when some dude gave me a rubber vagina as a joke and in the middle of fuckin my wife, ran out to the front closet where I had it stored, ran back into the room and threw it in her face telling her to lick it. She didn’t even entertain the idea and kicked me out of the bedroom, where I had no choice but to finish myself off with the rubber vagina and that was the end of my lesbian experiences.

Here’s Lohan, in a see through shirt, in the midst of her lesbian experience and it may be dull, but I’m still watchin’, because like the rest of you, I have little else to do with my time.

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