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I went through all this yesterday and I don’t really think there’s a need to repeat myself. The first thing I have to say about this video is that Kim Kardashian thinks that everyone thinks she’s sexy and knows how to move, which is hilarious because she isn’t sexy and the only moving she does is from her couch to the fridge to get Ice Cream. The second thing I have to say about this video is that Kim Kardashian thinks we think she knows how to move her ass but in reality she needs a booty lesson, which is hilarious because I’ve seen the sex tape and know that that ass is weighing her down. I want to know who the fuck told her these things, where did this delusion come from. The last thing I found funny about this video is that she can’t dance for shit, she can’t move for shit, she can’t perform, and she can’t make that booty talk. So she remains useless novelty with a fat ass who is much more tolerable in pictures or if you own an ice cream shop and even Dancing with the Stars mock her by playing “baby got back” as some kind of bad joke, because she does have back but just doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing with it. Either way, watch the video then Vote this Bitch Off…

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Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!
Uncle Joe Mccarthy

the economy is collapsing around us, and americans are hypnotized by kims huge butt

we are doomed
http://www.surgeontothestars.com greg vaughn

THE FIRST PERSON TO POST IS AN ASSHOLE PROMOTING MATCHMAKERS SHIT WHEN SOME RICH HAVE A MATE DUMBASS.KIM CELLUITED ASS NEEDS TO STICK TO SUCKING BLACK DICKS AND KELLY MONACO ISA FAKE TITTY GREASY WITCH FACE CUNT
RG

It’s no mystery who’s telling her these things. It’s the guys who’ve been fucking her. Tell a girl her asshole looks purty and suddenly it’s “one of the things she knows”.
Lita

I am shocked that she has no rhythm. I guess those black guys didn’t teach her everything.
izz

I’m sorry but I watch 10 seconds of that and I had to turn it off. She is stupid as a brick. Except bricks are more useful than her fat ass. Her voice is annoying as fuck, I can’t stand it, she just talks like she’s an airhead. Honestly I cannot look at this chick without thinking how manly her face look and how much of a stupid cunt she is. People who are ‘fans’ of her are even more stupid. I saw the porno. I had to turn that off too. But maybe that’s because I only dig chicks on chicks, but maybe it’s because she’s a disgusting attention whore that has the face of a man.
izz

*as stupid as a brick.
Bob Smith

I still wonder about the people who defend this no-talent fatass. What does she do that makes you think “Hey, what a great chick, I want to be just like her”.

She’s a bit odd looking, definitely needs to drop 15-20 pounds, and she has a bizarre Volkswagen thing in her pants that apparently some guys with a car fetish think is hot.
Jen

my favorite part is Kim’s score: 666
Candi Apples

Kim Kardashian has no dancing skills whatsoever.

And I think the producers of DWTS must have been desperate for a star,to hire this wannabe porn star to be on the show.

The only good thing that will come out of this,is that
Kim Kardashian might drop a few dress sizes,and temporarily lay off the ice cream cones.

She’s average looking at best,needs to lose weight,and will always be in the shadow of her former herpes ridden bestie
Paris Hilton.
killershoes

She was containing the off shoot of body harming beads and bangles and momentum blubber bounce-backs of that large rear end for the safety of all around her should it go out of control.. nevertheless, I agree she is a dedicated slug and dullard.

Kim Kardashian Can’t Dance of the Day