DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times… » Blog Archive » Jessica Alba and Her Muzzle for Obama of the D

So it’s the Vice President debate tonight and I hope Palin is asked what she will do when she wins Miss America and gets that scholarship she’s after. Someone emailed me today saying that Palin is even against abortion when the pregnancy comes from rape or incest. With her in office, I can only imagine the shitty flipper babies that will be the next generation America when all you sick fuck’s can’t get rid of the evidence of those magical nights with your younger sister who doesn’t know any better because she’s asleep.

Either way, Alba, someone you’d all fuck if she was your sister, came out with this new S&M picture to support Obama, if only she had the panty version back when she deliberately skipped the pill to lock Cash Warren down for life, while ruining her vagina and hopefully her career in the process by getting pregnant, then maybe I’d still be able to find her worth fucking and thus worth listening too when it comes to making a politcal decision, but instead, she’s just an uneducated, mexican mom to me and their only good for beating up.

This entry was posted on Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm and is filed under Jessica Alba, Muzzle. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

john

NICE! A friend of mine recommended me a HOT place *** wealthyromanceS.Com *** It’s a place full of hot stuff and also a place where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!
John Loki

Fuck obama. Who gives a shit what Jessica Alba thinks?
ASHole

Hey great idea lets spread more false rumors. Another Canadian following the sheep.
towdog

the gag is a good start. next she needs tied up, hung from the rafter, and beat like a pinata. the bitch is irritating enough without getting involved in politics too.
Mighty Panzer

Fuck you, ASHole, if the U.S wants to be a world superpower, then the rest of the world is entitled to an opinion on the state of your politics. So stop your whining, you taint licking crackwhore.
ughface

fuck all of Hollywood and network news
the more they promote this fucker the more I push McCain despite issues with him.
HorneyLohanWanker

Canadians need to realize the the president (and, well, especially the Vice President) does not write law, that is the congresses job, so if the congress decided to outlaw abortion, then they convince the senate to vote for it also, then it goes tot he president to sign off on the law (The law that the peoples representatives wrote and passed).

No president can outlaw abortion, neither can a vice president, it takes an act of congress. Don’t they have that school house rock video up there to explain how America does things?

Now, who controls congress? Who is going to control congress after the next election? Any more questions?
Mighty Panzer

Thanks, Wanker. Us Candians don’t have the formal educasions you fellers do down there. Here I wuz surfing a site named Drunken stepfather and hoping for a lesson on amerikan law makins.

Get over yourself, you narcissistic cum stain. No one needs or wants you to explain how America does things. Don’t you get it? The only people impressed with America, is Americans.

Oh and to add to this, I just heard your national anthem on T.V. Holy crap does it suck shit.
Mighty Panzer

And save your bed-wetting patriotism for someone who gives a fuck. You’re a useless asshole and you know it.
Bob Smith

Jessica Alba is not a good actress, she was only movies because of her hot body, and now she screwed that up with a kid.

The really funny part is she didn’t do topless or nude scenes because of some weird morality (as if that’s a moral issue… get a clue honey, it’s not), but then she has a kid without being married, which *is* a moral issue. Which I don’t give a crap about, but it’s weird how her morality works.

Anyway, I predict jessica alba will do Playboy in about 2 years after she realizes no one will hire her for a movie anymore. Oh the irony because she sued Playboy for putting her on the cover because of how it “hurt her career. But again, irony reigns supreme because nobody cares anymore about her.
HorneyLohanWanker

Might Panzer, a bit of penis envy there, huh?

LOL. It is nice to be the big dog in the world, we gets the fine womenz.

Don’t bust a nut dude, it is all good. Just remember, when you hear that national anthem, thems the guys who pull your strings, thems the guys who force you to play by their rules. You dance to their tune, you bend over and take their massive cock up your gaping hole.

Thats just the way of the world. LOL.